Don't you think most people who use pick-up lines are dipsticks? (Yes.) In that case, mind if I check your oil level?
Should I smile because we are friends, or cry because I know that is what we will ever be?
I love you like a drunk girl loves yelling that she's sober at 3am while lying on the floor of a Taco Bell.
How about you be my story and I'll be your climax?
Those are very heavy can I hold them for you?
If you were a basketball, I'd never shoot. [Why?] Because I'd always miss you.
wish with all my heart, for you to spread your legs apart.
You were hoping to get a goodnight kiss? I was hoping to get goodnight laid.
You look so hot that I could cook rice on you!
My sudden protracted cardiac arrhythmia tells me I love you.