You see my friend over there? [Point to friend who sheepishly waves from afar] He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.
Twinkle twinkle little star,
let's have sex inside my car.
Do you work at McDonalds? Cuz I want u to be in my happy-meal!
Do you remember me? [No.] Oh that's right, we've only met in my dreams.
Do you want to have good sex? [No!] Well then come to my place!
You know why they call me the cat whisperer? Cause I know exactly what that pussy needs.
I think I'm in heaven because you look like an angel. Can you take off your shirt so that I can check for wings?
Are you my phone charger? Because without you, I'd die.
Hypothetically speaking, if I were to fuck you, would you let me?
Excuse me, Miss, are you looking for the fairway? Because you coming back to my hotel is the only fair way for this evening to go.