Feelin' lonely, girl? Better call Saul!
What's the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I don't have a Ferrari.
You are just truly absolutely beautiful! Can you cook and clean also?
If I was your coworker, I'd sexually harass you.
I challenge you to pleasure me in the bedroom as much as my air conditioner does.
You have such a nice smile! I haven't seen any... for at least two hours.
Are you tired? 'Cause you've been running through my mind all day long.
You wanna know what's beautiful? Read the first word again.
Do you have a quarter? I told my ex boyfriend that I would call him when I found someone better.
Is you father a lumberjack [No, why?] Because when ever I look at you, I get wood in my pants.