I'll kiss you in the rain, so you get twice as wet.
Pick a number between 1 and 10. You lose, now take off your clothes.
My love for you is like y=2^x... exponentially growing.
You have eyes like spanners. When I look in to them, my nuts tighten.
How much does a polar bear weight? (I don't know) Enough to break the ice, hey I'm Jamie.
Should I smile because we are friends, or cry because I know that is what we will ever be?
I will stop loving you when an apple grows from a mango tree on the 30th of February.
Hey, you wanna do a 68? You go down on me, and I'll owe you one.
Smoking is hazardous to your health... and baby, you're killing me!
Do you work at McDonalds? Cuz I want u to be in my happy-meal!