I'm like a musician going to a party, I always make a big entrance and I never cum early.
I'll kiss you in the rain, so you get twice as wet.
Let's drag out this excruciatingly ill-fated romance until there isn't even a remote possibility of salvaging a friendship.
Nice legs. What time do they open?
Hey Baby, I just paid off this mustache, want to take it for a ride?
I thought joking about a threesome might not lead to not joking about a threesome.
Pick a number between 1 and 10. You lose, now take off your clothes.
We should play strip poker. You can strip and I'll poke you.
What are you doing tonight? Besides me, of course?
What's the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I don't have a Ferrari.