I'll kiss you in the rain, so you get twice as wet.
I'm like a musician going to a party, I always make a big entrance and I never cum early.
Pick a number between 1 and 10. You lose, now take off your clothes.
We should play strip poker. You can strip and I'll poke you.
What's the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I don't have a Ferrari.
You look so hot that I could cook rice on you!
Have sex with me and I promise never to talk to you again!
Feelin' lonely, girl? Better call Saul!
I challenge you to pleasure me in the bedroom as much as my air conditioner does.
Those are very heavy can I hold them for you?