Why pay for a bra, when I would gladly hold your boobs up all day for free?
I don't believe in love at first sight, but I'm willing to make an exception in your case.
If I ever accidentally invite you on the date, please don't take it personally.
You're so pretty, I wouldn't even need to use an Instagram filter if I took your photo.
Do you guys realize that we never stop tasting our own tongues...[REPLY:] How about i taste yours for a change?
Let's drag out this excruciatingly ill-fated romance until there isn't even a remote possibility of salvaging a friendship.
I'll kiss you in the rain, so you get twice as wet.
I'm like a musician going to a party, I always make a big entrance and I never cum early.
If you thought Disneyland was the happiest place on earth, you haven't been in my pants yet!
You look like you'd be fun to sit next to in bed with while we both stare at our phones.