I'll kiss you in the rain, so you get twice as wet.
I will stop loving you when an apple grows from a mango tree on the 30th of February.
I just wanna let you know how beautiful you are and was wondering if you could buy me a drink?
I will love you until I forget who you are.
If I ever accidentally invite you on the date, please don't take it personally.
You spend so much time in my mind, I should charge you rent.
Hey, officer, give me a ticket, because I'm in your restricted area.
Smoking is hazardous to your health... and baby, you're killing me!
You're so pretty, I wouldn't even need to use an Instagram filter if I took your photo.