Do you guys realize that we never stop tasting our own tongues...[REPLY:] How about i taste yours for a change?
I'll kiss you in the rain, so you get twice as wet.
You're so pretty, I wouldn't even need to use an Instagram filter if I took your photo.
Let's drag out this excruciatingly ill-fated romance until there isn't even a remote possibility of salvaging a friendship.
I'm like a musician going to a party, I always make a big entrance and I never cum early.
Hey Baby, I just paid off this mustache, want to take it for a ride?
I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you.
I thought joking about a threesome might not lead to not joking about a threesome.
Pick a number between 1 and 10. You lose, now take off your clothes.
We should play strip poker. You can strip and I'll poke you.