Hey, you wanna do a 68? You go down on me, and I'll owe you one.
I will stop loving you when an apple grows from a mango tree on the 30th of February.
I've just received government funding for a four-hour expedition to find your G-spot.
Are you tired? 'Cause you've been running through my mind all day long.
Boy: Have u ever been fishing before
Girl: Why?
Boy: I think we should hook up!
Should I smile because we are friends, or cry because I know that is what we will ever be?
I'll kiss you in the rain, so you get twice as wet.
Twinkle twinkle little star,
let's have sex inside my car.
Do you remember me? [No.] Oh that's right, we've only met in my dreams.
I think I'm in heaven because you look like an angel. Can you take off your shirt so that I can check for wings?