I'll kiss you in the rain, so you get twice as wet.
Pick a number between 1 and 10. You lose, now take off your clothes.
You are so fine, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you!
My love for you is like y=2^x... exponentially growing.
You have eyes like spanners. When I look in to them, my nuts tighten.
I think I'm in heaven because you look like an angel. Can you take off your shirt so that I can check for wings?
How much does a polar bear weight? (I don't know) Enough to break the ice, hey I'm Jamie.
Should I smile because we are friends, or cry because I know that is what we will ever be?
I will stop loving you when an apple grows from a mango tree on the 30th of February.
Hey, you wanna do a 68? You go down on me, and I'll owe you one.