I'll kiss you in the rain, so you get twice as wet.
I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you.
Let's drag out this excruciatingly ill-fated romance until there isn't even a remote possibility of salvaging a friendship.
I'm like a musician going to a party, I always make a big entrance and I never cum early.
Hey Baby, I just paid off this mustache, want to take it for a ride?
I thought joking about a threesome might not lead to not joking about a threesome.
Pick a number between 1 and 10. You lose, now take off your clothes.
We should play strip poker. You can strip and I'll poke you.
Nice legs. What time do they open?
What are you doing tonight? Besides me, of course?