If my right leg was Christmas and my left was Easter, would you like to spend some time between the holidays?
I prefer tromboner over anyone else.
If I would've known I'd be getting this wet tonight, I would've worn my bikini.
I'm wearing Revlon Colorstay Lipstick, want to help me test the claim that it won't kiss off?
I don't feel so good, I think I need a shot of penis-illin.
Why do you insist on taking pictures of brunette models you find online and making these fake tinder accounts? Seriously bro, I'm onto you.
I know why they call it a beaver. Because I'm dying for some wood.
Kiss me if I am wrong, but isn't your name... Richard?
I suffer from amnesia. Have we had sex before? [No]. Well, why don't we?