Do you know how to drive stick? Because I sure as hell do.
I've got the buns, do you have the hot dog?
If my right leg was Christmas and my left was Easter, would you like to spend some time between the holidays?
Breathe if you want to have sex with me tonight.
You look like a hard worker. I have an opening you can fill.
Are you a trampoline? Cause I wanna bounce on you.
(Is this seat empty?) Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
I am not a queen but I'll give you something royal.
You must be Shrek because that ass following you is magic.
I prefer tromboner over anyone else.