If I would've known I'd be getting this wet tonight, I would've worn my bikini.
I don't feel so good, I think I need a shot of penis-illin.
I'm wearing Revlon Colorstay Lipstick, want to help me test the claim that it won't kiss off?
If my right leg was Christmas and my left was Easter, would you like to spend some time between the holidays?
I know why they call it a beaver. Because I'm dying for some wood.
Kiss me if I am wrong, but isn't your name... Richard?
If you were a pole, I would dance all over you.
What kind of Uber are you - long or short rides?
Breathe if you want to have sex with me tonight.
Hey, you work out?