If I would've known I'd be getting this wet tonight, I would've worn my bikini.
I don't feel so good, I think I need a shot of penis-illin.
I'm wearing Revlon Colorstay Lipstick, want to help me test the claim that it won't kiss off?
Hi Handsome! I thought you might like to meet me so I came to introduce myself. I'm ...
If my right leg was Christmas and my left was Easter, would you like to spend some time between the holidays?
I know why they call it a beaver. Because I'm dying for some wood.
Kiss me if I am wrong, but isn't your name... Richard?
If you were a pole, I would dance all over you.
What kind of Uber are you - long or short rides?
Breathe if you want to have sex with me tonight.