If my right leg was Christmas and my left was Easter, would you like to spend some time between the holidays?
I prefer tromboner over anyone else.
If I would've known I'd be getting this wet tonight, I would've worn my bikini.
I'm wearing Revlon Colorstay Lipstick, want to help me test the claim that it won't kiss off?
If I take off my clothes, will you fuck me?
You're beautiful and has U in it, but "quickie" has U and I together.
Are you a trumpet player? Because you sure are makin' me horny!
You're pretty cute. But do you know what would make your face look better? If I sat on it.
I might be wasted tonight, but the condom in my purse doesn't have to be.
If there was a Zagat guide for penises, yours would rate high on both service and decor.