I know why they call it a beaver. Because I'm dying for some wood.
If I could have you in bed, I wouldn't need the cover to keep me warm.
Are you David Beckham? Because I'd bend for you.
I suffer from amnesia. Have we had sex before? [No]. Well, why don't we?
Are you the SAT? Cause I'd do you for 3 hours and 45 mins...with a ten minute break in the middle for snacks.
Breathe if you want to have sex with me tonight.
Wanna see what I can do with this flute?
So, I hear you're a "service provider"?
That shirt is becoming on you. If I were on you, I'd be coming too.
I could hear your cock talking and it just told me to blow you.... a kiss!