You look a lot like my next boyfriend.
I'm trying to quit smoking, wanna give me a new oral fixation?
Let's play Titanic! When I say "iceberg," you go down.
If we meet offline and you look nothing like your photos, you're buying me drinks until you do.
Give me your name so I know what to scream tonight.
I'd like to name a multiple orgasm after you.
Let's just say boy, if you give me your instructions well, I can be a very vocal advocate.
You finger, I'll blow.
Breathe if you want to have sex with me tonight.
Even if it wasn't cold out, my nipples would still be erect when I'm near you.