If my right leg was Christmas and my left was Easter, would you like to spend some time between the holidays?
I'm wearing Revlon Colorstay Lipstick, want to help me test the claim that it won't kiss off?
Why do you insist on taking pictures of brunette models you find online and making these fake tinder accounts? Seriously bro, I'm onto you.
You're the opposite of my homework in high school. *How?* I actually want to do you all night long.