You look a lot like my next boyfriend.
Let's play Titanic! When I say "iceberg," you go down.
If we meet offline and you look nothing like your photos, you're buying me drinks until you do.
Let's just say boy, if you give me your instructions well, I can be a very vocal advocate.
Breathe if you want to have sex with me tonight.
Give me your name so I know what to scream tonight.
Even if it wasn't cold out, my nipples would still be erect when I'm near you.
Don't let this get to your head, but do you want some?
You like to eat Mexican?. Because you're heating up my taco.