I prefer tromboner over anyone else.
If I would've known I'd be getting this wet tonight, I would've worn my bikini.
I'm wearing Revlon Colorstay Lipstick, want to help me test the claim that it won't kiss off?
If my right leg was Christmas and my left was Easter, would you like to spend some time between the holidays?
I don't feel so good, I think I need a shot of penis-illin.
Why do you insist on taking pictures of brunette models you find online and making these fake tinder accounts? Seriously bro, I'm onto you.
I know why they call it a beaver. Because I'm dying for some wood.
Kiss me if I am wrong, but isn't your name... Richard?
Hey, you work out?
I suffer from amnesia. Have we had sex before? [No]. Well, why don't we?