You look a lot like my next boyfriend.
I'm trying to quit smoking, wanna give me a new oral fixation?
Let's play Titanic! When I say "iceberg," you go down.
If we meet offline and you look nothing like your photos, you're buying me drinks until you do.
Give me your name so I know what to scream tonight.
I'd like to name a multiple orgasm after you.
Let's just say boy, if you give me your instructions well, I can be a very vocal advocate.
Breathe if you want to have sex with me tonight.
Even if it wasn't cold out, my nipples would still be erect when I'm near you.