If my right leg was Christmas and my left was Easter, would you like to spend some time between the holidays?
Are you a trampoline? Cause I wanna bounce on you.
You must be Shrek because that ass following you is magic.
I am not a queen but I'll give you something royal.
Breathe if you want to have sex with me tonight.
I prefer tromboner over anyone else.
I may not be Dairy Queen, but I'll treat you right!
I'm not extra virgin olive oil, I'm the slutty olive oil!
My body has 206 bones. Want to give me another one?
Your boner is giving my nipples an erection.