You must be chlorine cause you are polarizing my bond!
You are so attractive, i cannot help but form hydrogen bonds with you.
Are you made of Flourine, Iodine and Neon! Cause You're F-I-Ne.
You are the HCl to my NaOH, lets make sweet love and make an ocean together.
If you were an element, you'd be Francium, because you're the most attractive.
Wanna alkylate my alkoxide? It's nucleophilic and ready to backside attack the halogen out of you.
If I could rearrange the periodic table, I'd put Uranium and Iodine together.
You're hotter than a bunsen burner set to full power!
Forget hydrogen you're my number one element.
Me and you would undergo a more energetic reaction then Potassium and water.