Hey, are you an alpha carbon, because you look susceptible to backside attack!
Wanna alkylate my alkoxide? It's nucleophilic and ready to backside attack the halogen out of you.
Do you have 11 protons? Cause you're Sodium fine.
Me and you would undergo a more energetic reaction then Potassium and water.
Call me Kirby...Cuz I'm taking you to Dreamland.
Are you full of Beryllium, Gold and Titanium? Because you are BE-AU-TI Full.
Girl, I'm about to explode in my pants like an improperly run meth lab.
Are you made of Flourine, Iodine and Neon! Cause You're F-I-Ne.
You must be auxin, because you are causing me to have rapid stem elongation.
I'm more attracted to you then F is attracted to an electron.