Lawyer pick up lines

Girl, I can sustain an objection for almost four hours.
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, creepy, weird
Why don't you take a look at my briefs?
There is no burden of proof for how fine you are.
81.11 % 26 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, corny, clean
I finished law school and I'm not in debt.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, funny
I wanna attenuate that taint, if you know what I mean.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, corny, dirty
I need someone to look through these briefs.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, cheesy, corny
If loving you is a crime, then I'm looking at a life sentence.
78.20 % 22 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, clean, corny
Just be who you are, I'm not the one to judge.
77.35 % 28 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, clean
I believe that it's in our best interest to comply with section 69 of the act.
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, dirty, funny
I booked us a library discussion room, baby, so we can study the 'Laws of Attraction' without disruption.
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, cheesy
Pick up lines for

Special pick up lines