I finished law school and I'm not in debt.
There is no burden of proof for how fine you are.
I love you beyond a reasonable doubt.
I booked us a library discussion room, baby, so we can study the 'Laws of Attraction' without disruption.
Just be who you are, I'm not the one to judge.
Did it hurt…when you fell from heaven? Because I know a good personal injury lawyer.
What better alibi could you have than spending the night with me?
I'd have to plead insanity if I ever left you.
Hey baby, I'll show you my opening statement but it's up to you to close.
Is that a gavel in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?