Lawyer pick up lines

Hey Girl! I'm a lawyer. Call me when you want to get a divorce.
82.41 % 18 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, inappropriate
Let's adjourn to the bedroom.
82.41 % 18 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, clean
Let's just say boy, if you give me your instructions well, I can be a very vocal advocate.
82.41 % 18 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, corny, dirty
Just be who you are, I'm not the one to judge.
81.72 % 27 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, clean
I don't know if I have standing, but I'd love to court you.
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, cheesy
When I bring an ejectment action, there'll be nothing quiet about your enjoyment.
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, corny
Hey baby, I'll show you my opening statement but it's up to you to close.
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, corny, dirty
Hey boy, if I were on a jury I'd find you guilty of being criminally gorgeous.
Nice rebuttal.
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, clean, cheesy
Girl, your motion for habeas corpus has been granted. Now bring that body over here.
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