I don't know if I have standing, but I'd love to court you.
When I bring an ejectment action, there'll be nothing quiet about your enjoyment.
Hey baby, I'll show you my opening statement but it's up to you to close.
Hey boy, if I were on a jury I'd find you guilty of being criminally gorgeous.
Girl, your motion for habeas corpus has been granted. Now bring that body over here.
I'm just asserting my right to relief which has been arising out of this action.
I love you beyond a reasonable doubt.
There is no burden of proof for how fine you are.
Girl, I can sustain an objection for almost four hours.