Lawyer pick up lines

I don't know if I have standing, but I'd love to court you.
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, cheesy
When I bring an ejectment action, there'll be nothing quiet about your enjoyment.
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, corny
Hey baby, I'll show you my opening statement but it's up to you to close.
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, corny, dirty
Hey boy, if I were on a jury I'd find you guilty of being criminally gorgeous.
Nice rebuttal.
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, clean, cheesy
Girl, your motion for habeas corpus has been granted. Now bring that body over here.
I'm just asserting my right to relief which has been arising out of this action.
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, corny, dirty
I love you beyond a reasonable doubt.
81.11 % 26 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, clean, corny
There is no burden of proof for how fine you are.
81.11 % 26 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, corny, clean
Girl, I can sustain an objection for almost four hours.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, creepy, weird
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