I love you beyond a reasonable doubt.
I booked us a library discussion room, baby, so we can study the 'Laws of Attraction' without disruption.
There is no burden of proof for how fine you are.
Just be who you are, I'm not the one to judge.
Did it hurt…when you fell from heaven? Because I know a good personal injury lawyer.
I'd have to plead insanity if I ever left you.
Is that a gavel in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
What better alibi could you have than spending the night with me?
Hey baby, I'll show you my opening statement but it's up to you to close.
You're so fine you make my whole courtroom out of order.