Lawyer pick up lines

I finished law school and I'm not in debt.
82.41 % 18 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, funny
There is no burden of proof for how fine you are.
82.29 % 28 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, corny, clean
I love you beyond a reasonable doubt.
79.28 % 31 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, clean, corny
I booked us a library discussion room, baby, so we can study the 'Laws of Attraction' without disruption.
79.01 % 23 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, cheesy
Just be who you are, I'm not the one to judge.
78.04 % 29 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, clean
Did it hurt…when you fell from heaven? Because I know a good personal injury lawyer.
77.35 % 28 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, clean, funny, reverse
What better alibi could you have than spending the night with me?
76.39 % 20 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, cheesy
I'd have to plead insanity if I ever left you.
76.39 % 20 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, clean
Hey baby, I'll show you my opening statement but it's up to you to close.
76.39 % 20 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, corny, dirty
Is that a gavel in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
76.39 % 20 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, funny, cute, dirty
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