Hey baby, let's go on a frolic of our own. I promise I won't be negligent with your heart.
Did it hurt…when you fell from heaven? Because I know a good personal injury lawyer.
Hey boy, if I were on a jury I'd find you guilty of being criminally gorgeous.
I hope you don't object to this leading question, boy, but you want me, don't you?
What better alibi could you have than spending the night with me?
I'd have to plead insanity if I ever left you.
Hey baby, I'll show you my opening statement but it's up to you to close.
Is that a gavel in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
You're so fine you make my whole courtroom out of order.
I've got a precedent that's long and deep.