Lawyer pick up lines

Hey baby, let's go on a frolic of our own. I promise I won't be negligent with your heart.
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, clean
Did it hurt…when you fell from heaven? Because I know a good personal injury lawyer.
76.63 % 27 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, clean, funny, reverse
Hey boy, if I were on a jury I'd find you guilty of being criminally gorgeous.
I hope you don't object to this leading question, boy, but you want me, don't you?
76.39 % 20 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, cheesy, reverse
What better alibi could you have than spending the night with me?
76.39 % 20 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, cheesy
I'd have to plead insanity if I ever left you.
76.39 % 20 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, clean
Hey baby, I'll show you my opening statement but it's up to you to close.
76.39 % 20 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, corny, dirty
Is that a gavel in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
76.39 % 20 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, funny, cute, dirty
You're so fine you make my whole courtroom out of order.
76.39 % 20 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, corny, weird
I've got a precedent that's long and deep.
75.75 % 12 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, corny, dirty
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