I love you beyond a reasonable doubt.
I've got a precedent that's long and deep.
You want to approach the bench and badger my witness?
Hey Girl! I'm a lawyer. Call me when you want to get a divorce.
Let's adjourn to the bedroom.
I finished law school and I'm not in debt.
Being that cute is a crime. Don't worry, I'm going to be a lawyer. I'll get you off.
Girl, your motion for habeas corpus has been granted. Now bring that body over here.
I'm going to sue the pants off you.
I'm just asserting my right to relief which has been arising out of this action.