Lawyer pick up lines

I'm just asserting my right to relief which has been arising out of this action.
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, corny, dirty
I love you beyond a reasonable doubt.
81.11 % 26 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, clean, corny
There is no burden of proof for how fine you are.
81.11 % 26 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, corny, clean
Girl, I can sustain an objection for almost four hours.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, creepy, weird
Hey baby! Do you have a lawyer? Cause you just stole my heart.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, cheesy, cute
Why don't you take a look at my briefs?
I finished law school and I'm not in debt.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, funny
Hey boy, did you see the season finale of Suits? Well I know a nice file room where we can reenact it.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, cheesy, corny, dirty
I wanna attenuate that taint, if you know what I mean.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, corny, dirty
Hey maybe we skip the date and go straight into liquidated damages.
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