I love you beyond a reasonable doubt.
I've got a precedent that's long and deep.
Is your estate subject to open?
Girl, your motion for habeas corpus has been granted. Now bring that body over here.
Being that cute is a crime. Don't worry, I'm going to be a lawyer. I'll get you off.
Hey Girl! I'm a lawyer. Call me when you want to get a divorce.
I finished law school and I'm not in debt.
I'm going to sue the pants off you.
You want to approach the bench and badger my witness?
How about coming back to my place for a little actus reus?