Why don't you take a look at my briefs?
I've got a precedent that's long and deep.
Is your estate subject to open?
Girl, your motion for habeas corpus has been granted. Now bring that body over here.
Being that cute is a crime. Don't worry, I'm going to be a lawyer. I'll get you off.
Hey Girl! I'm a lawyer. Call me when you want to get a divorce.
I finished law school and I'm not in debt.
Maybe now you could give me oral assurances of firmness, and later on we might see about talking about anticipatory breach.
I'm going to sue the pants off you.