My drives aren't always long and straight...but I can show you what is!
Do you want me to pull it?
Are you into kinky stuff? How would you like to do something I won't do for anyone on the PGA tour? I'll let you beat me.
Your putt looks great in those jeans.
So this golf ball was fortunate for me on the course, however is it sufficiently fortunate to get your number?
You in the mood for some stroke play?
I just finished a round of golf, wanna be my 19th hole today?
I'm a bit tired, so can we just play your backside tonight?
How about grabbing two of your friends so we can play a foursome?
There's also a bag called my pussy and he can put his clubs in there.