I only play in the short grass.
Spread your legs shoulder width, that's the first step to a successful golf swing.
Are you into kinky stuff? How would you like to do something I won't do for anyone on the PGA tour? I'll let you beat me.
Bring some friends, and we can play a foursome.
Damn, girl. You've got the nicest boobs I've seen outside a PGA Tour locker room.
Do you want me to pull it?
After this early morning spring training workout, you wanna come be my afternoon delight?
So this golf ball was fortunate for me on the course, however is it sufficiently fortunate to get your number?
I'm still working on my approach, but I think I have a pretty good swing.
My drives aren't always long and straight...but I can show you what is!