Are you into kinky stuff? How would you like to do something I won't do for anyone on the PGA tour? I'll let you beat me.
You in the mood for some stroke play?
So this golf ball was fortunate for me on the course, however is it sufficiently fortunate to get your number?
I'm a bit tired, so can we just play your backside tonight?
How about grabbing two of your friends so we can play a foursome?
My drives aren't always long and straight...but I can show you what is!
There's also a bag called my pussy and he can put his clubs in there.
So what's it gonna be today, Stroke Play or Skins?
You look like Carrie Underwood.
I only play in the short grass.