You in the mood for some stroke play?
So this golf ball was fortunate for me on the course, however is it sufficiently fortunate to get your number?
There's also a bag called my pussy and he can put his clubs in there.
How about grabbing two of your friends so we can play a foursome?
My drives aren't always long and straight...but I can show you what is!
So what's it gonna be today, Stroke Play or Skins?
I only play in the short grass.
Your putt looks great in those jeans.
Spread your legs shoulder width, that's the first step to a successful golf swing.
Do you want me to pull it?