So what's it gonna be today, Stroke Play or Skins?
You look like Carrie Underwood.
I only play in the short grass.
Spread your legs shoulder width, that's the first step to a successful golf swing.
After this early morning spring training workout, you wanna come be my afternoon delight?
You look like someone who likes to swing.
Is that my golf sack in your jeans since I simply completed a lengthy drive and I'd like to put my wood in it?
I'm still working on my approach, but I think I have a pretty good swing.
Wanna see my super stroke?
Might you want to see my Slazenger alongside my naturally cleaned balls?