There's not a crate strong enough in the world to keep me from you.
Haven't I sniffed you someplace before?
I've crossed all the dog parks in the world to find you.
Is it warm out here, or are you in heat?
You make me want to be a more obedient dog.
I am looking for a leash-free relationship.
I'm looking for a no-strings-attached cuddle buddy.
Since chocolate is toxic to me, how 'bout a little sugar?