Haven't I sniffed you someplace before?
I've crossed all the dog parks in the world to find you.
Is it warm out here, or are you in heat?
You make me want to be a more obedient dog.
I'm looking for a no-strings-attached cuddle buddy.
Whoa! Look at THOSE puppies!!
I want to have your litter of puppies.
Sorry, baby. I thought it was hump day...
Since chocolate is toxic to me, how 'bout a little sugar?