There's not a crate strong enough in the world to keep me from you.
Haven't I sniffed you someplace before?
I've crossed all the dog parks in the world to find you.
You make me want to be a more obedient dog.
Is it warm out here, or are you in heat?
I am looking for a leash-free relationship.
I'm looking for a no-strings-attached cuddle buddy.
Since chocolate is toxic to me, how 'bout a little sugar?