Hey girl, you're one fine-lookin' mother pupper.
You can pee on my fire hydrant all night long.
Can I get you a tennis ball?
Dog heaven must be missing an angel.
I don't bite you know...unless it's called for.
It was love at first sniff.
You make me want to be a more obedient dog.
Hey baby, meeting you has given me a new leash on life.
My favorite position is doggie-style. What's yours?
A day with you is like an eternity of behind-the-ear scratches.