Hey there, beautiful...looking for an Alpha dog?
With the size of your paws, you can mark my territory any day of the week.
I love seafood, and your breath smells like crab cakes.
I am looking for a leash-free relationship.
Are you tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day with a frisbee in your mouth.
You came back to this dog park to see me, didn't you?
Roll over. I'll scratch your belly.
You can pee on my fire hydrant all night long.
Hey girl, you're one fine-lookin' mother pupper.