Hey girl, you're one fine-lookin' mother pupper.
It was love at first sniff.
I must be a Dog Tick, because I'm stuck on you.
I don't bite you know...unless it's called for.
Dog heaven must be missing an angel.
Can I get you a tennis ball?
You make me want to be a more obedient dog.
Hey baby, meeting you has given me a new leash on life.
My favorite position is doggie-style. What's yours?
There's not a crate strong enough in the world to keep me from you.