No that's not an epi-pen in my pants, I'm just happy to see you.
Have you been to the doctor lately? Cause I think you're lacking some Vitamin Me.
Blood is red, cyanosis is blue, I get tachycardia when I think of you.
No one else can cut off your clothes, restrain you, and sedate you like a medic can...Wanna play?
I wanna be the pericardium that embraces your heart.
I just want to swab you up and down, then left and right, until we're both afebrile.
If I said you had a monoclonal antibody, would you hold it against me?
Emphysema puffs pink, chronic bronchitis makes you blue, but no COPD makes me as breathless as you.
I heard that you have a good dentist. Mind if I try out his work?
I wish I was your coronary artery, so that I could be wrapped around your heart.