Doctor pick up lines

Have you been to the doctor lately? Cause I think you're lacking some Vitamin Me.
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny, doctor
No that's not an epi-pen in my pants, I'm just happy to see you.
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: dirty, corny, funny, doctor, weird
Blood is red, cyanosis is blue, I get tachycardia when I think of you.
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: doctor, clean, cute, corny
Did you damage my cerebellum? Because I'm falling all over the place for you.
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: doctor, cheesy, corny, reverse, cute
No one else can cut off your clothes, restrain you, and sedate you like a medic can...Wanna play?
I wanna be the pericardium that embraces your heart.
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: doctor, clean
I just want to swab you up and down, then left and right, until we're both afebrile.
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: doctor, clean, cute
If I said you had a monoclonal antibody, would you hold it against me?
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: doctor, corny, cute
Emphysema puffs pink, chronic bronchitis makes you blue, but no COPD makes me as breathless as you.
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: doctor, clean, cute
I heard that you have a good dentist. Mind if I try out his work?
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: doctor, cheesy, clean, cute
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