I'm the best in rapid clothing removal.
I wish I was your coronary artery, so that I could be wrapped around your heart.
I'm a medic, I know your body better then you do!
Are you my appendix? Because I don't understand how you work, but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.
Baby, you make me vasodilate!
Hey Girl, Are you a Defibrillator? 'Cause you're sending shocks straight to my heart.
I'm like a doctor, actually an orthodontist, I'm gonna have to ask you to, ya know, uh take off your clothes.
Wanna tickle my tardis?
I'm used to staying up all night.
Wanna feel safe tonight? Sleep with an EMT.