Doctor pick up lines

I wanna be the pericardium that embraces your heart.
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: doctor, clean
I just want to swab you up and down, then left and right, until we're both afebrile.
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: doctor, clean, cute
If I said you had a monoclonal antibody, would you hold it against me?
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: doctor, corny, cute
Emphysema puffs pink, chronic bronchitis makes you blue, but no COPD makes me as breathless as you.
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: doctor, clean, cute
I heard that you have a good dentist. Mind if I try out his work?
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: doctor, cheesy, clean, cute
I wish I was your coronary artery, so that I could be wrapped around your heart.
81.11 % 26 votes
Pick up line: cute, clean, doctor
Trust me, this is how they did Mammograms back in the old days.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: creepy, funny, doctor
(Look for any small skin imperfection) Has anyone ever looked at that? Why don't we go back to my place so I can give you a full exam?
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, doctor
They don't call me Bones because I'm a doctor.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: doctor, cheesy, corny, dirty
I'm like a doctor, actually an orthodontist, I'm gonna have to ask you to, ya know, uh take off your clothes.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: doctor, cheesy, corny, dirty
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