Doctor pick up lines

You make my dopamine levels all silly.
82.41 % 18 votes
Pick up line: doctor, biology, clean
How about we ditch this joint and go study some anatomy?
I just want to swab you up and down, then left and right, until we're both afebrile.
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: doctor, clean, cute
I wish I was your coronary artery, so that I could be wrapped around your heart.
81.11 % 26 votes
Pick up line: cute, clean, doctor
I'll protect you like a lysozyme, and forcibly digest anyone who tries to hurt you.
Honey, you're so sweet that even my liver GLUT2 transporters would be at Vmax.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: doctor, clean, corny
I miss you like an ischaemic heart misses its blood supply.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: doctor, clean, corny
They don't call me Bones because I'm a doctor.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: doctor, cheesy, corny, dirty
Baby, you make me vasodilate!
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: doctor, clean, corny, cute
I'm like a doctor, actually an orthodontist, I'm gonna have to ask you to, ya know, uh take off your clothes.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: doctor, cheesy, corny, dirty
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