Doctor pick up lines

We always come when we are called.
79.01 % 23 votes
Pick up line: doctor, funny
Where there is a pulse there is a chance.
79.01 % 23 votes
Pick up line: doctor, funny, weird
That pulsation in my femoral sheath isn't coming from an artery.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: doctor, nerdy, corny
Did you win "best in show"? Because you sure are a winner to me.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: doctor, cheesy, clean
If I go into cardiac arrest will you give me mouth to mouth?
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: doctor, cheesy
We are prepared for any rhythm.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: doctor, cheesy, corny
Are you COPD? 'Cause you take my breath away.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: doctor, cheesy, corny
Medics know how to pick you up 5 different ways.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: doctor, cheesy
Is your name Osteoporosis? Because you're giving me a serious bone condition.
I wish I was your coronary artery, so that I could be wrapped around your heart.
78.04 % 29 votes
Pick up line: cute, clean, doctor
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