Where there is a pulse there is a chance.
Come into my office and take off your pants.
Medics know how to pick you up 5 different ways.
That pulsation in my femoral sheath isn't coming from an artery.
Did you win "best in show"? Because you sure are a winner to me.
If I go into cardiac arrest will you give me mouth to mouth?
Are you COPD? 'Cause you take my breath away.
We are prepared for any rhythm.
Is your name Osteoporosis? Because you're giving me a serious bone condition.
I wish I was your coronary artery, so that I could be wrapped around your heart.