I'm a medic, I know your body better then you do!
Are you my appendix? Because I don't understand how you work, but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.
I'm the best in rapid clothing removal.
You've got beautiful veins.
Is your name Osteoporosis? Because you're giving me a serious bone condition.
I'm used to staying up all night.
Wanna feel safe tonight? Sleep with an EMT.
Is your name Flecainide? Because I think you just made my heart skip a beat.
I need a heart surgery because your love is blocking my blood circulation!