Can I take your temperature? Because you're looking hot today.
Are you a doctor? Cause you just cured my erectile dysfunction.
Is your name Osteoporosis? Because you're giving me a serious bone condition.
Is your name Flecainide? Because I think you just made my heart skip a beat.
Are you my appendix? Because I don't understand how you work, but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.
I don't want to go all Freudian on you, but cute doctors pull strong feelings from me because they're a safe target for feelings I originally had for my parents.
I'm a medic, I know your body better then you do!
I'm used to staying up all night.
Keep talking...I'm diagnosing you.