Doctor pick up lines

If I said you had a monoclonal antibody, would you hold it against me?
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: doctor, corny, cute
When you walked in the door your beauty hit me so hard that I have a priapism from all the trauma.
I came here looking for a little tail.
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: doctor, corny
I'll protect you like a lysozyme, and forcibly digest anyone who tries to hurt you.
Wanna see if we can drown out the siren?
76.63 % 27 votes
Pick up line: doctor, cheesy, dirty
I'm like a doctor, actually an orthodontist, I'm gonna have to ask you to, ya know, uh take off your clothes.
76.63 % 27 votes
Pick up line: doctor, cheesy, corny, dirty
Blood is red, cyanosis is blue, I get tachycardia when I think of you.
76.39 % 20 votes
Pick up line: doctor, clean, cute, corny
Are you Broca's Aphasia? Because you leave me speechless.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: doctor, corny, cute, funny
I'm no organ donor but I'd be happy to give you my heart.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, cute, weird, doctor
If you need a love doctor, I have like a medicated degree.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: doctor, cheesy, corny
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