Doctor pick up lines

Are you my appendix? Because I don't understand how you work, but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: doctor, clean, corny, weird
I don't want to go all Freudian on you, but cute doctors pull strong feelings from me because they're a safe target for feelings I originally had for my parents.
Wanna tickle my tardis?
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: doctor, cheesy, dirty
I'm a medic, I know your body better then you do!
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: doctor, corny, creepy
I'm used to staying up all night.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: doctor, cheesy
Keep talking...I'm diagnosing you.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: doctor, weird
Wanna feel safe tonight? Sleep with an EMT.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: doctor, cheesy, weird
You know, I've been highly trained to stick things into people...
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: doctor, creepy, dirty
You've got beautiful veins.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: doctor, corny, weird
Is that a sonic screwdriver in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: doctor, cheesy, corny, dirty
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