Need me to unzip your files?
Come into my office and take off your pants.
Those clothes look uncomfortable...Need me to cut them off for you?
We always come when we are called.
That pulsation in my femoral sheath isn't coming from an artery.
I'm the best in rapid clothing removal.
Did you win "best in show"? Because you sure are a winner to me.
If I go into cardiac arrest will you give me mouth to mouth?
You make me go from simple squamous to stratified columnar.
I hope you know CPR, cause you just took my breath away!