Doctor pick up lines

I might need life alert, because I've fallen in love with you and can't get up.
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: doctor, cheesy, cute, funny
No that's not an epi-pen in my pants, I'm just happy to see you.
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: dirty, corny, funny, doctor, weird
Are you a Tardis? Cause when I look into your eyes I feel like I'm flying around the universe.
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: doctor, cheesy
If I said you had a monoclonal antibody, would you hold it against me?
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: doctor, corny, cute
When you walked in the door your beauty hit me so hard that I have a priapism from all the trauma.
I came here looking for a little tail.
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: doctor, corny
I'll protect you like a lysozyme, and forcibly digest anyone who tries to hurt you.
Wanna see if we can drown out the siren?
76.63 % 27 votes
Pick up line: doctor, cheesy, dirty
My sudden protracted cardiac arrhythmia tells me I love you.
No one else can cut off your clothes, restrain you, and sedate you like a medic can...Wanna play?
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