Doctor pick up lines

If I said you had a monoclonal antibody, would you hold it against me?
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: doctor, corny, cute
When you walked in the door your beauty hit me so hard that I have a priapism from all the trauma.
I came here looking for a little tail.
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: doctor, corny
I'm like a doctor, actually an orthodontist, I'm gonna have to ask you to, ya know, uh take off your clothes.
76.63 % 27 votes
Pick up line: doctor, cheesy, corny, dirty
I'll protect you like a lysozyme, and forcibly digest anyone who tries to hurt you.
Wanna see if we can drown out the siren?
76.63 % 27 votes
Pick up line: doctor, cheesy, dirty
Blood is red, cyanosis is blue, I get tachycardia when I think of you.
76.39 % 20 votes
Pick up line: doctor, clean, cute, corny
Did you cut my phrenic nerve?...Because baby, you take my breath away.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: doctor, clean, creepy, weird
Are you Broca's Aphasia? Because you leave me speechless.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: doctor, corny, cute, funny
Did you damage my cerebellum? Because I'm falling all over the place for you.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: doctor, cheesy, corny, reverse, cute
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