If you were sin^2x and I was cos^2x, then together we'd make one.
I know I can't have your eyes, but our kids can.
Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.
You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.
There are only two beautiful girls in the world, and you are both of them.
Date me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Gertrude?
Because of you, I laugh a little harder, cry a little less, and smile a lot more.
Can I have directions? [To where?] To your heart.
There's side view, rear view, and what else? I loview.
If I were a stop light, I'd turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.