I will wrap Christmas gifts soon, may I pack you too?
Please do not be alarmed if a big man wearing a red suit picks you up and throws you into a bag. (Why?) Because I asked for you for Christmas.
Hey, let me take you out on a first date in the snow - I promise I'm not a flake-y person.
Dear Crush, don't be scared if a fat guy in a red suit snatches you away on Christmas Eve. Sincerely, You were on my wish list.
It isn't Christmas yet, but I'm already being gifted by your presence.
Whoa! Shouldn't you get back on the top of that tree before someone notices you're missing?
Now that's a sled to take out on the town!
Other than me, what are you asking Santa for this year?
Let's get you on the naughty list.
Did you ask Santa for a rhino this year? Because you look like you could use something horny.