Shouldn't you be sitting on top of the tree, Angel?
I wish your hair was made of mistletoe, so I'd always have an excuse to kiss you.
Hey babe, when was the last time you did it in a sleigh?
My best toys run on batteries.
If I'm the pair tree, do you wanna be my partridge? (or vice versa).
I want to have your children and lie to them about Santa.
Thats not candy cane in my pocket. I'm just happy to see you.
Please do not be alarmed if a big man wearing a red suit picks you up and throws you into a bag. (Why?) Because I asked for you for Christmas.
You are what I want for Christmas.
What do you say we make this a "not-so-silent" night?