Wanna get sleighed?
Do you wanna taste my Christmas cookie?
Are you interested in seeing the "North Pole"?
Want some of my eggnog?
Would you like to come to my place and light my Yule log?
You can be Santa's helper...
I want to have your children and lie to them about Santa.
Can I see your tinsel?
I'd ride that sleigh!
I know today isn't Christmas because when I woke up, you weren't under my tree.