Would you like to come to my place and light my Yule log?
You can be Santa's helper...
I want to have your children and lie to them about Santa.
I know today isn't Christmas because when I woke up, you weren't under my tree.
I checked twice, and you are definitely on the naughty list!
You are what I want for Christmas.
What do you say we make this a "not-so-silent" night?
Shouldn't you be sitting on top of the tree, Angel?
Let's both be naughty this year and save Santa the trip.