He may have a nice car but I have a fast sleigh.
I've got you on my "nice and naughty" list!
I could work with the elves in the ribbon-tying department because I'm a pretty knotty girl.
Hey, let me take you out on a first date in the snow - I promise I'm not a flake-y person.
Did you ask Santa for a rhino this year? Because you look like you could use something horny.
This Santa has something special in the sack for you!
You know, I'd love to show you the toys my elves make for adults. Batteries included.
I would definitely let you join in on my reindeer games.
Now that's a sled to take out on the town!