Thats not candy cane in my pocket. I'm just happy to see you.
My best toys run on batteries.
Will you guide my sleigh tonight?
I might be a little donkey...but I'm still a donkey.
Hey babe, when was the last time you did it in a sleigh?
If I'm the pair tree, do you wanna be my partridge? (or vice versa).
Wanna meet Santa's little helper? He's not so little, if you know what I mean...
Wanna take a closer look at my mistletoe belt buckle?
I know its not Christmas, but Santa's lap is always ready.
I can tell you're quite the elf-a male.