I wish your hair was made of mistletoe, so I'd always have an excuse to kiss you.
I know when you've been bad or good...so let's skip the small talk!
Thats not candy cane in my pocket. I'm just happy to see you.
My best toys run on batteries.
Hey babe, when was the last time you did it in a sleigh?
If I'm the pair tree, do you wanna be my partridge? (or vice versa).
Wanna meet Santa's little helper? He's not so little, if you know what I mean...
Wanna take a closer look at my mistletoe belt buckle?
I know its not Christmas, but Santa's lap is always ready.
I can tell you're quite the elf-a male.