I checked twice, and you are definitely on the naughty list!
Shouldn't you be sitting on top of the tree, Angel?
I wish your hair was made of mistletoe, so I'd always have an excuse to kiss you.
I know when you've been bad or good...so let's skip the small talk!
I know its not Christmas, but Santa's lap is always ready.
Wanna meet Santa's little helper? He's not so little, if you know what I mean...
Wanna take a closer look at my mistletoe belt buckle?
I can tell you're quite the elf-a male.