Wanna meet Santa's little helper? He's not so little, if you know what I mean...
Wanna take a closer look at my mistletoe belt buckle?
I know its not Christmas, but Santa's lap is always ready.
I can tell you're quite the elf-a male.
Are you interested in making some magic together? My wand is at the ready.
Let's get you on the naughty list.
Black ice isn't the only thing I'm falling for.
How about sitting on my lap and seeing what pops up?
I've checked it twice, and I'm sure you're on my "naughty" list.
If I was the grinch, I wouldn't steal Christmas. I would steal you.