I could spend a millennium in your falcon.
You've obi-wandered into my heart.
I won't shoot first in bed.
How about you come back to my place so I can touch your naboobies.
I must be from Alderaan, because you just blew up my world.
How can you be from an ice planet when you're so Hoth?
Open up your hangar, My starfighter needs refueling.
I hope you're into cyborg-human relations, because I'm feeling like a machine right now.
Tell me of this thing you humans call (pause) love.
Why don't we head to my bedroom, peel back my Star Wars sheets, and discover what a true Jedi can do with his light-saber?