Why don't we head to my bedroom, peel back my Star Wars sheets, and discover what a true Jedi can do with his light-saber?
I won't shoot first in bed.
You've obi-wandered into my heart.
I must be from Alderaan, because you just blew up my world.
How about you come back to my place so I can touch your naboobies.
I hope you're into cyborg-human relations, because I'm feeling like a machine right now.
I could get you undressed in less than 12 parsecs.
Open up your hangar, My starfighter needs refueling.
I could spend a millennium in your falcon.
How can you be from an ice planet when you're so Hoth?