Do you play hockey? 'Cause I wouldn't mind poke-checking you.
Hey girl, lemme get a few slapshots on your bum.
Can I slip one past your goalie?
If I said I'd like to score on you tonight would you think I was being too forward?
You must be the oppositions net, because I can't wait to be inside you.
Gretzky isn't the only great one.
I'd love to serve a 5 minute penalty in your box.
You know, less teeth means more tongue!
So this guy says he hates hockey players because they have no tact and are easily distracted, so I...Hey! Babe! Wanna screw?