You must be Ilya Kovalchuk because you are outta my League!
Nice Skates...Wanna Cross the Blue Line with Me?
We're gonna go beat up Scott Hamilton. Wanna come?
You heard right: I only take off this mask for two things.
Wanna see my other stick that curves a little to the left?
I must be Clarkson because I'm falling for you.
Nice Skates... wanna puck?
My wife calls me Gordie Wowe!
Reasons to Date a Hockey Player:
1. They Always Wear Protection
2. They Have Great Hands
3. They Are Used To Scoring
4. They Have Great Stamina
5. They Find The Opening And Get It In
6. They Never Miss The Target
7. They Know How To Use Their Wood
8. They Have Long Sticks
9. They Know When To Play Rough
10. Because Baseball Players Only Know How To Hit Balls
Would you like a PUCK?