I'd love to serve a 5 minute penalty in your box.
Can I slip one past your goalie?
You must be the oppositions net, because I can't wait to be inside you.
Gretzky isn't the only great one.
You know, less teeth means more tongue!
So this guy says he hates hockey players because they have no tact and are easily distracted, so I...Hey! Babe! Wanna screw?
Nice Skates...Wanna Cross the Blue Line with Me?
Hi, I'm Zam. How would you like a Zamboni ride?