I'd love to serve a 5 minute penalty in your box.
Can I slip one past your goalie?
You must be the oppositions net, because I can't wait to be inside you.
Gretzky isn't the only great one.
You know, less teeth means more tongue!
I've got a curved stick.
So this guy says he hates hockey players because they have no tact and are easily distracted, so I...Hey! Babe! Wanna screw?
Would you like a PUCK?
Nice Skates...Wanna Cross the Blue Line with Me?
Hi, I'm Zam. How would you like a Zamboni ride?