You must be the oppositions net, because I can't wait to be inside you.
Gretzky isn't the only great one.
You know, less teeth means more tongue!
So this guy says he hates hockey players because they have no tact and are easily distracted, so I...Hey! Babe! Wanna screw?
Would you like a PUCK?
Nice Skates...Wanna Cross the Blue Line with Me?
Hi, I'm Zam. How would you like a Zamboni ride?
I'm good on the ice, but I'm GREAT in bed!
Let me show you that I'm good for more than just a one-timer.
We're gonna go beat up Scott Hamilton. Wanna come?