You think Zdeno Chara has a long stick? Wait until you see mine!
Hi, I'm Zam. How would you like a Zamboni ride?
We're gonna go beat up Scott Hamilton. Wanna come?
I'm good on the ice, but I'm GREAT in bed!
You heard right: I only take off this mask for two things.
In your case, NHL stands for Non-stop Happenin' Lady.
When I first saw you, I knew we could win the Stanley Cup in tonsil hockey.
Well if I can't score, can I get an assist?
The fact that I'm missing my teeth just means that there's more room for your tongue.
I must say you're more beautiful than the beautiful game.