Want to go upstairs and see my autograph picture of Pele?
My skateblade's not the only thing made of steel.
Wanna see my "hat-trick?"
Let's play hockey. I"ll be the net, and you can score.
Ever kiss a guy with no teeth?
My other stick curves to the right.
You think Zdeno Chara has a long stick? Wait until you see mine!
I must say you're more beautiful than the beautiful game.
Well if I can't score, can I get an assist?
The fact that I'm missing my teeth just means that there's more room for your tongue.