Ever kiss a guy with no teeth?
Can I slip one past your goalie?
So this guy says he hates hockey players because they have no tact and are easily distracted, so I...Hey! Babe! Wanna screw?
Life is better when we stick together.
My other stick curves to the right.
You know, less teeth means more tongue!
You think Zdeno Chara has a long stick? Wait until you see mine!
Well if I can't score, can I get an assist?
The fact that I'm missing my teeth just means that there's more room for your tongue.
I must say you're more beautiful than the beautiful game.