Offensive pick up lines

I just wanna let you know how beautiful you are and was wondering if you could buy me a drink?
Could you do me a favor? Could you get on your knees and smile like a donut?
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
So, what do you do for a living besides always making all the men excited and warm all over?
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: dirty, cheesy, offensive
Wanna play midget boxing? You get down on your knees and give me couple blows!
Do you have a mirror in your pocket, coz i can see myself in your pants!
I heard you like lifting weights, then you'll love to lift these nuts into your mouth.
Wanna go on an ate with me? I'll give you the D later.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: offensive, nerdy, cute, funny
How about me and you go play dress up, I'll be the knight in shining armor and you can be my noble steed, that way I get to ride you all day!
Do you live on a chicken farm? [No] You sure know how to raise cocks.
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