Offensive pick up lines

Daaamn gril. Are you a fire detector? Because you are really fucking loud and annoying.
How about me and you go play dress up, I'll be the knight in shining armor and you can be my noble steed, that way I get to ride you all day!
Pardon me, I don't mean to make a pass, but you must be leavin' the country if you're packin' that much ass.
Do you have a mirror in your pocket, coz i can see myself in your pants!
They call me "the fireman" because I turn the hoes on.
Boy: Do you wanna be my SLUT? Girl: WHAT! Boy: Do you even know what slut stands for? Boy: (S)weet (L)ittle (U)nforgetable (T)hing
Baby stop with diet coke, you've got plenty of ASSpertame.
Wanna play midget boxing? You get down on your knees and give me couple blows!
Do you live on a chicken farm? [No] You sure know how to raise cocks.
I love you with all of my heart and genitals.
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