Do you live on a chicken farm? [No] You sure know how to raise cocks.
They call me "the fireman" because I turn the hoes on.
How about me and you go play dress up, I'll be the knight in shining armor and you can be my noble steed, that way I get to ride you all day!
I know this profiles fake but can I get the name of the model you used for your pics.
Could you do me a favor? Could you get on your knees and smile like a donut?
Do you have a mirror in your pocket, coz i can see myself in your pants!
I just wanna let you know how beautiful you are and was wondering if you could buy me a drink?
Daaamn gril. Are you a fire detector? Because you are really fucking loud and annoying.
Are you trash? Because I don't really want to take you out but I will to appease my mother.
Dang baby, are you flatulence? Because despite my best efforts you slipped out while I was using the bathroom.