If we meet offline and you look nothing like your photos, you're buying me drinks until you do.
Did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?
Did you just sit in a water puddle, or are you just happy to see me?
You're pretty emotionally unavailable for someone who shares every single one of their feelings on social media.
I think i left a blowjob at your house. Do you mind if i come by and get it?
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
I just wanna let you know how beautiful you are and was wondering if you could buy me a drink?
I know you're very busy but I hope you have time to fit me into your body.
Wanna go on an ate with me? I'll give you the D later.
Could you do me a favor? Could you get on your knees and smile like a donut?