You're pretty emotionally unavailable for someone who shares every single one of their feelings on social media.
I know you think I'm sexy, I know you think I'm fine, but just like all the other guys get a number and wait in line.
I just wanna let you know how beautiful you are and was wondering if you could buy me a drink?
If we meet offline and you look nothing like your photos, you're buying me drinks until you do.
So, what do you do for a living besides always making all the men excited and warm all over?