How about me and you go play dress up, I'll be the knight in shining armor and you can be my noble steed, that way I get to ride you all day!
They call me "the fireman" because I turn the hoes on.
I love you with all of my heart and genitals.
Do you live on a chicken farm? [No] You sure know how to raise cocks.
Do you have a mirror in your pocket, coz i can see myself in your pants!
I just wanna let you know how beautiful you are and was wondering if you could buy me a drink?
Could you do me a favor? Could you get on your knees and smile like a donut?
Your gift wrapping is almost as fast and sloppy as your foreply.
Daaamn gril. Are you a fire detector? Because you are really fucking loud and annoying.
Did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?