Offensive pick up lines

If we meet offline and you look nothing like your photos, you're buying me drinks until you do.
82.82 % 29 votes
Pick up line: tinder, funny, offensive
Boy: Do you wanna be my SLUT? Girl: WHAT! Boy: Do you even know what slut stands for? Boy: (S)weet (L)ittle (U)nforgetable (T)hing
Did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: cute, offensive
Did you just sit in a water puddle, or are you just happy to see me?
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty, offensive
You're pretty emotionally unavailable for someone who shares every single one of their feelings on social media.
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: offensive
I think i left a blowjob at your house. Do you mind if i come by and get it?
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: dirty, corny, offensive
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
I just wanna let you know how beautiful you are and was wondering if you could buy me a drink?
I know you're very busy but I hope you have time to fit me into your body.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, offensive
Wanna go on an ate with me? I'll give you the D later.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: offensive, nerdy, cute, funny
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