Do you live on a chicken farm? [No] You sure know how to raise cocks.
I know this profiles fake but can I get the name of the model you used for your pics.
Could you do me a favor? Could you get on your knees and smile like a donut?
Do you have a mirror in your pocket, coz i can see myself in your pants!
How about me and you go play dress up, I'll be the knight in shining armor and you can be my noble steed, that way I get to ride you all day!
I just wanna let you know how beautiful you are and was wondering if you could buy me a drink?
Daaamn gril. Are you a fire detector? Because you are really fucking loud and annoying.
Are you trash? Because I don't really want to take you out but I will to appease my mother.
Do you live in a corn field, cause I'm stalking you.
Dang baby, are you flatulence? Because despite my best efforts you slipped out while I was using the bathroom.