Offensive pick up lines

So, what do you do for a living besides always making all the men excited and warm all over?
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Pick up line: dirty, cheesy, offensive
Wanna play midget boxing? You get down on your knees and give me couple blows!
Do you have a mirror in your pocket, coz i can see myself in your pants!
Could you do me a favor? Could you get on your knees and smile like a donut?
I just wanna let you know how beautiful you are and was wondering if you could buy me a drink?
I heard you like lifting weights, then you'll love to lift these nuts into your mouth.
How about me and you go play dress up, I'll be the knight in shining armor and you can be my noble steed, that way I get to ride you all day!
Do you live on a chicken farm? [No] You sure know how to raise cocks.
Hello? Oh, your body was calling me from across the room.
You can't be my first, but you could be my next.
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