Offensive pick up lines

Do you live on a chicken farm? [No] You sure know how to raise cocks.
How about me and you go play dress up, I'll be the knight in shining armor and you can be my noble steed, that way I get to ride you all day!
Daaamn gril. Are you a fire detector? Because you are really fucking loud and annoying.
Pardon me, I don't mean to make a pass, but you must be leavin' the country if you're packin' that much ass.
Wanna play midget boxing? You get down on your knees and give me couple blows!
Do you have a mirror in your pocket, coz i can see myself in your pants!
Boy: Do you wanna be my SLUT? Girl: WHAT! Boy: Do you even know what slut stands for? Boy: (S)weet (L)ittle (U)nforgetable (T)hing
They call me "the fireman" because I turn the hoes on.
Is there a Boggart in your pants? Because your ass is Ridikkulus!
Baby stop with diet coke, you've got plenty of ASSpertame.
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