I'm willing to lower my standards if you're going on a date with me.
Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
So, I see you eat with utensils. Well, I've got one that I'm just dying to put in your drawers.
Are those space pants? Because your ass is taking up a lot of room.
Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap motel room across the street.