Offensive pick up lines

Did you just sit in a water puddle, or are you just happy to see me?
68.61 % 19 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty, offensive
I know you think I'm sexy, I know you think I'm fine, but just like all the other guys get a number and wait in line.
68.61 % 19 votes
Pick up line: corny, offensive
Baby your like a black hole, you just suck men up.
Are those space pants? Because your ass is taking up a lot of room.
Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap motel room across the street.
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