Did something bad happen to you or are you just naturally ugly.
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Why don't you take a look at my briefs?
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Based on my research, as soon as I saw you I concluded that we'd be heading back to either your place or mine.
Believe me...if you ever saw it, you would even say it glows!
Could you do me a favor? Could you get on your knees and smile like a donut?
I don't believe in love at first sight, but I'm willing to make an exception in your case.
Want to see my Hard Disk? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy.
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