Dang baby, are you flatulence? Because despite my best efforts you slipped out while I was using the bathroom.
You're everything I thought I never wanted in a girl.
Are you free tonight or is it gonna cost me?
Don't you work at Hooters?
Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.
If I was my dick, will you suck it? (no) Oh you like dirty dicks then?
Are your legs tired? Because you're really fat.
How many expensive seafood dinners would it take for you to be my personal bedroom acrobat for many years to come?
So, I see you eat with utensils. Well, I've got one that I'm just dying to put in your drawers.
Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?