You're really not hot enough to get away with being this boring.
I'm conducting a survey on the taste of vaginas. Wanna be my first?
Smile. It is the second best thing you can do with your lips.
Did something bad happen to you or are you just naturally ugly.
You smell like a trash so can I take you out?
I'm willing to lower my standards if you're going on a date with me.
I can already tell, we have a lot in common. We're both ugly, we're both single; you should give me your number.
You may be a 7 but today I will treat you like a 10.
Is it a gleam in your eyes or light just shine through your dumb head?
You got nice breasts, but what color are your nipples? Brown or Pink?