Are you free tonight or is it gonna cost me?
I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?
Don't you work at Hooters?
I'm conducting a survey on the taste of vaginas. Wanna be my first?
You may be a 7 but today I will treat you like a 10.
Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.
Smile. It is the second best thing you can do with your lips.
You got nice breasts, but what color are your nipples? Brown or Pink?
Did you fart? Because you blew me away.
I'm willing to lower my standards if you're going on a date with me.