Offensive pick up lines

Dang baby, are you flatulence? Because despite my best efforts you slipped out while I was using the bathroom.
You're everything I thought I never wanted in a girl.
Are you free tonight or is it gonna cost me?
72.25 % 10 votes
Pick up line: offensive
Don't you work at Hooters?
72.25 % 10 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, offensive
Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.
If I was my dick, will you suck it? (no) Oh you like dirty dicks then?
71.67 % 16 votes
Pick up line: tinder, corny, dirty, offensive
Are your legs tired? Because you're really fat.
How many expensive seafood dinners would it take for you to be my personal bedroom acrobat for many years to come?
So, I see you eat with utensils. Well, I've got one that I'm just dying to put in your drawers.
Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
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