Did something bad happen to you or are you just naturally ugly.
I'm willing to lower my standards if you're going on a date with me.
I can already tell, we have a lot in common. We're both ugly, we're both single; you should give me your number.
Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
Is it a gleam in your eyes or light just shine through your dumb head?
Don't you work at Hooters?
Boy: Do you wanna be my SLUT?
Boy: Do you even know what slut stands for?
Boy: (S)weet (L)ittle (U)nforgetable (T)hing
Hello, love, do you spit or swallow?
Baby your like a black hole, you just suck men up.
Girl, are you a modern day savings account because I keep investing money in you but I'm not getting much interest.