I just finished a round of golf, wanna be my 19th hole today?
I think i left a blowjob at your house. Do you mind if i come by and get it?
Did you fall down from heaven? Because it looks like you've experienced some sort of trauma to your face.
You look like an angel that fell from heaven and hit its face on the pavement.
Are you free tonight or is it gonna cost me?
Are those space pants? Because your ass is taking up a lot of room.
Are your legs tired? Because you're really fat.
How many expensive seafood dinners would it take for you to be my personal bedroom acrobat for many years to come?
You can't be my first, but you could be my next.
Did you just sit in a water puddle, or are you just happy to see me?