It's not my fault that I fell for you, you tripped me!
Did you fart? Because you blew me away.
Are you free tonight or is it gonna cost me?
I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?
Are those space pants? Because your ass is taking up a lot of room.
Do you like cheesy lines or do you just want to do it?
Excuse me, do you have sex when you first meet somebody? [No.] Alright, I'll see you tomorrow.
I'm conducting a survey on the taste of vaginas. Wanna be my first?
I'm willing to lower my standards if you're going on a date with me.
Don't you work at Hooters?