Offensive pick up lines

I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?
Are you trash? Because I don't really want to take you out but I will to appease my mother.
Did something bad happen to you or are you just naturally ugly.
You smell like a trash so can I take you out?
I'm willing to lower my standards if you're going on a date with me.
Hey, you are even prettier than in your Facebook profile picture.
I can already tell, we have a lot in common. We're both ugly, we're both single; you should give me your number.
You are as hot as my mother.
Do you live in a corn field, cause I'm stalking you.
It's not my fault that I fell for you, you tripped me!
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