Are you trash? Because I don't really want to take you out but I will to appease my mother.
You smell like a trash so can I take you out?
I can already tell, we have a lot in common. We're both ugly, we're both single; you should give me your number.
Do you live in a corn field, cause I'm stalking you.
I know this profiles fake but can I get the name of the model you used for your pics.
You're everything I thought I never wanted in a girl.
You're really not hot enough to get away with being this boring.
You look like an angel that fell from heaven and hit its face on the pavement.
Did something bad happen to you or are you just naturally ugly.
It's not my fault that I fell for you, you tripped me!