I'm not much of a wine girl. I prefer moans.
If you don't mind people you don't know following you, I suggest either joining Twitter or giving me your daily schedule.
No that's not an epi-pen in my pants, I'm just happy to see you.
Let's flip a coin! Heads you're mine. Tails I'm yours!
I have E=mc2 tattooed on my ass. Wanna see?
Nice tits, mind if I feel them?
Girl: I love you. Boy: I love you too. Girl: Prove it. Scream it to the world. Boy: "whispers in ear" I love you. Girl: Why'd you whisper it to me? Boy: Because you are my world.
I want someone I can share my entire life with who will leave me alone most of the time.
Are you made of Flourine, Iodine and Neon! Cause You're F-I-Ne.
Hey girl, did we just share electrons? Because I'm feeling a covalent bond between us.