If I would've known I'd be getting this wet tonight, I would've worn my bikini.
If my right leg was Christmas and my left was Easter, would you like to spend some time between the holidays?
Nice thighs. They would look great with my head between them.
Les-bi-honest... you were checking me out, weren't you?
Are you made of Flourine, Iodine and Neon! Cause You're F-I-Ne.
I think i left a blowjob at your house. Do you mind if i come by and get it?
I only play in the short grass.
You know what would look cute? You and I, on a wedding cake together.
Would you like a PUCK?
Hey baby...I wouldn't mind you being a dominant 7th chord. I could just resolve you all night long!