Corny pick up lines

If I would've known I'd be getting this wet tonight, I would've worn my bikini.
83.18 % 19 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty
If my right leg was Christmas and my left was Easter, would you like to spend some time between the holidays?
82.82 % 29 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty
Nice thighs. They would look great with my head between them.
82.41 % 18 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty
Les-bi-honest... you were checking me out, weren't you?
82.41 % 18 votes
Pick up line: corny, cute
Are you made of Flourine, Iodine and Neon! Cause You're F-I-Ne.
I think i left a blowjob at your house. Do you mind if i come by and get it?
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: dirty, corny, offensive
I only play in the short grass.
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, golf
You know what would look cute? You and I, on a wedding cake together.
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: corny, clean, cute
Would you like a PUCK?
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: hockey, cheesy, corny, dirty
Hey baby...I wouldn't mind you being a dominant 7th chord. I could just resolve you all night long!
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: music, cheesy, corny
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