If my right leg was Christmas and my left was Easter, would you like to spend some time between the holidays?
Let's flip a coin! Heads you're mine. Tails I'm yours!
I prefer tromboner over anyone else.
So how do lesbians have sex? It's too complicated. I'd have to show you.
If you date me, you'll eventually see a diamond.
What's the difference between a crush and a Facebook account? [what?] I'm not rapidly developing a Facebook account on you.
If I would've known I'd be getting this wet tonight, I would've worn my bikini.
Are you made of Flourine, Iodine and Neon! Cause You're F-I-Ne.
Those other guys said that your eyes shine like stars. But can they explain how they shine with equal brightness?