Corny pick up lines

Let's flip a coin! Heads you're mine. Tails I'm yours!
85.13 % 22 votes
Pick up line: clean, corny, cute
I'd tap that snare drum.
84.54 % 21 votes
Pick up line: music, corny, dirty
I prefer tromboner over anyone else.
83.89 % 20 votes
Pick up line: music, corny, dirty
So how do lesbians have sex? It's too complicated. I'd have to show you.
83.89 % 20 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty
If my right leg was Christmas and my left was Easter, would you like to spend some time between the holidays?
82.82 % 29 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty
If I would've known I'd be getting this wet tonight, I would've worn my bikini.
82.41 % 18 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty
Nice thighs. They would look great with my head between them.
82.41 % 18 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty
Nice legs! They'd look better on my shoulders.
82.41 % 18 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty
Les-bi-honest... you were checking me out, weren't you?
82.41 % 18 votes
Pick up line: corny, cute
Are you made of Flourine, Iodine and Neon! Cause You're F-I-Ne.
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