Corny pick up lines

I'm not much of a wine girl. I prefer moans.
84.54 % 21 votes
Pick up line: corny, cute, dirty
If you don't mind people you don't know following you, I suggest either joining Twitter or giving me your daily schedule.
83.89 % 20 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny
No that's not an epi-pen in my pants, I'm just happy to see you.
83.18 % 19 votes
Pick up line: dirty, corny, funny, doctor, weird
Let's flip a coin! Heads you're mine. Tails I'm yours!
83.18 % 19 votes
Pick up line: clean, corny, cute
I have E=mc2 tattooed on my ass. Wanna see?
Nice tits, mind if I feel them?
Girl: I love you. Boy: I love you too. Girl: Prove it. Scream it to the world. Boy: "whispers in ear" I love you. Girl: Why'd you whisper it to me? Boy: Because you are my world.
82.41 % 18 votes
Pick up line: corny, clean, cute
I want someone I can share my entire life with who will leave me alone most of the time.
82.41 % 18 votes
Pick up line: clean, corny, funny, nerdy, reverse
Are you made of Flourine, Iodine and Neon! Cause You're F-I-Ne.
Hey girl, did we just share electrons? Because I'm feeling a covalent bond between us.
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: nerdy, physics, corny
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