Corny pick up lines

If my right leg was Christmas and my left was Easter, would you like to spend some time between the holidays?
86.68 % 25 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty
Let's flip a coin! Heads you're mine. Tails I'm yours!
84.54 % 21 votes
Pick up line: clean, corny, cute
I prefer tromboner over anyone else.
83.89 % 20 votes
Pick up line: music, corny, dirty
So how do lesbians have sex? It's too complicated. I'd have to show you.
83.18 % 19 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty
If you date me, you'll eventually see a diamond.
82.41 % 18 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny, creepy, cute, dirty
What's the difference between a crush and a Facebook account? [what?] I'm not rapidly developing a Facebook account on you.
82.41 % 18 votes
Pick up line: nerdy, corny, cute
If I would've known I'd be getting this wet tonight, I would've worn my bikini.
82.41 % 18 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty
You're so saxy.
82.41 % 18 votes
Pick up line: music, clean, corny, funny
Are you made of Flourine, Iodine and Neon! Cause You're F-I-Ne.
Those other guys said that your eyes shine like stars. But can they explain how they shine with equal brightness?
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: corny, nerdy, physics, science
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