Are you made of Flourine, Iodine and Neon! Cause You're F-I-Ne.
If the doctor were to tell me that I only have a day to live, I would spend that day with you, because spending a day with you is like being alive for eternity.
I used to believe in natural theology, but since I met you I've converted to divine revelation.
I know why they call it a beaver. Because I'm dying for some wood.
Are you french-horny for my trom-boner?
I spend 16 hours a day thinking about you and 8 hours dreaming of you.
Are you a baritone? Because I'd like to get to 1st bass with you.
There is no burden of proof for how fine you are.
I must be a diamond now, because you just gave me a hardness of 10.
Girl: I love you. Boy: I love you too. Girl: Prove it. Scream it to the world. Boy: "whispers in ear" I love you. Girl: Why'd you whisper it to me? Boy: Because you are my world.