If my right leg was Christmas and my left was Easter, would you like to spend some time between the holidays?
Life without you is like dereferencing a NULL pointer.
Your legs are like an Oreo Cookie – I wanna split them and eat all the good stuff in the middle.
I'd perform a human transmutation to see you one last time.
I love you with all my butt, I would say heart, but my butt is bigger.
Are you my appendix? Because I don't understand how you work, but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.
Hey baby, my name is Legato. You know why? Because I'm smooth.
Hey Girl, Are you a Defibrillator? 'Cause you're sending shocks straight to my heart.
Hey so you want to see some magic? You and I will go to your place have sex and I'll disappear in the morning.
Go up to a someone at a bar or a dance and ask her: Do you want a fuck...(wait for a second for her reaction)...ing drink?