I'm trying to quit smoking, wanna give me a new oral fixation?
Give me your name so I know what to scream tonight.
If loving you was a crime, I would be in prison forever.
Let's flip a coin! Heads you're mine. Tails I'm yours!
I'd love to serve a 5 minute penalty in your box.
Do I know you? (No.) That's a shame, I'd sure like to.
Are you a girl scout because you tie my heart in knot.
Please tell your tits to stop looking at my eyes.
Excuse me, I am really attracted to you and according to Newton's Laws of Gravitation, you're attracted to me, too.
You give Lipton's theory of loveliness new meaning.