You remind me of a Happy Meal...because I'm going to make you come with a toy inside.
Hey baby...you know, pianists do it with ten fingers.
On one hand, I love you. On the other hand, I love you as well.
Let's flip a coin! Heads you're mine. Tails I'm yours!
My friends over there think that you're cute. But I don't agree with them. I think you're absolutely beautiful.
Do you play hockey? 'Cause I wouldn't mind poke-checking you.
Hey girl, lemme get a few slapshots on your bum.
If I was hungry for crabs would you spread your legs for me?
Are you sitting on the F5 key? Cause your ass is refreshing.
You must be differentiable, because all I see are smooth curves.