Corny pick up lines

If my right leg was Christmas and my left was Easter, would you like to spend some time between the holidays?
84.86 % 44 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty
Life without you is like dereferencing a NULL pointer.
Your legs are like an Oreo Cookie – I wanna split them and eat all the good stuff in the middle.
82.30 % 37 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, weird
I'd perform a human transmutation to see you one last time.
82.29 % 28 votes
Pick up line: anime, clean, corny
I love you with all my butt, I would say heart, but my butt is bigger.
Are you my appendix? Because I don't understand how you work, but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: doctor, clean, corny, weird
Hey baby, my name is Legato. You know why? Because I'm smooth.
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: music, corny
Hey Girl, Are you a Defibrillator? 'Cause you're sending shocks straight to my heart.
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: doctor, cheesy, clean, corny
Hey so you want to see some magic? You and I will go to your place have sex and I'll disappear in the morning.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: corny, inappropriate
Go up to a someone at a bar or a dance and ask her: Do you want a fuck...(wait for a second for her reaction)...ing drink?
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny
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