Are you made of Flourine, Iodine and Neon! Cause You're F-I-Ne.
Are you french-horny for my trom-boner?
You might be old school, but baby, you still look high school.
I know why they call it a beaver. Because I'm dying for some wood.
If the doctor were to tell me that I only have a day to live, I would spend that day with you, because spending a day with you is like being alive for eternity.
Like the ideal vacuum, you're the only thing in my universe.
What do you say we use my lever to shift your center of mass?
I used to believe in natural theology, but since I met you I've converted to divine revelation.
I think about you when I masturbate.
We're as compatible as two similar Tablets.