Corny pick up lines

I love you almost as much as I love myself (not really, but you're still pretty hot).
I'm somewhat skeptical you're laughing out loud as much as you claim.
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Pick up line: corny
Let's you and me get together and read Evidence Explained some time.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny
You get me even more aroused than a political commentator gets during a government shutdown.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: corny, nerdy
I've crossed all the dog parks in the world to find you.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: dog, corny, clean, funny
I call my dick Notorious, cause it's B.I.G.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, music
Go up to a someone at a bar or a dance and ask her: Do you want a fuck...(wait for a second for her reaction)...ing drink?
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny
I'm betting that you can't wait until tomorrow, because I bet that you get more and more beautiful every day
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: clean, corny, cute
Last night I had the same dream over and over—always the same thing, but in a different location every time. I kept dreaming that I was asking you out, but every time before you answered, I woke up, and I'm dying to know what your answer was.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: corny, clean, cute
Call me Kirby...Cuz I'm taking you to Dreamland.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: chemistry, clean, corny
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