I love you almost as much as I love myself (not really, but you're still pretty hot).
I'm somewhat skeptical you're laughing out loud as much as you claim.
Let's you and me get together and read Evidence Explained some time.
You get me even more aroused than a political commentator gets during a government shutdown.
I've crossed all the dog parks in the world to find you.
I call my dick Notorious, cause it's B.I.G.
Go up to a someone at a bar or a dance and ask her: Do you want a fuck...(wait for a second for her reaction)...ing drink?
I'm betting that you can't wait until tomorrow, because I bet that you get more and more beautiful every day
Last night I had the same dream over and over—always the same thing, but in a different location every time. I kept dreaming that I was asking you out, but every time before you answered, I woke up, and I'm dying to know what your answer was.
Call me Kirby...Cuz I'm taking you to Dreamland.