I can assure you, if I were sheet music, I'd be major.
My friends over there think that you're cute. But I don't agree with them. I think you're absolutely beautiful.
Every time I look at you I feel like an astronaut...your beauty makes me float.
I knew you were the one when the pick up lines I've been using for years actually worked on you.
Is your name "Breaststroke"? Because you make my knees weak.
Hey, lets play farmer. You be the farmland, I'll plant the seed.
If I were a cop, I'd arrest you.
I'd get a T3 to watch your streaming video.
Are you from the moon? Cause your physique is out of this world.
Congratulations! You've been voted "Most Beautiful Girl In This Room" and the grand prize is a night with me!