Corny pick up lines

I'm an umpire. Now, give me your number so I can make the call.
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: baseball, cheesy, corny
Girl you are like a high amperage current and Ima high resistance wire, cause u got me hot.
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: engineering, corny
Two large masses that are close together are supposed to radiate gravitational waves. I think that you're a big part of that.
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, nerdy, biology
Our platonic relationship really turns me on.
I heard you like bonfires, well I'll supply the wood.
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty
Haven't I sniffed you someplace before?
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: dog, cheesy, corny
I used to believe in natural theology, but since I met you I've converted to divine revelation.
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: christian, clean, corny
Heaven is looking for a #1 angel and I just found her.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: corny, clean
If God had a refrigerator, a picture of you would be on it.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: clean, corny, cute, funny
My life is so sad and lonley. (Why?) Because you are not in it.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, clean
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