Corny pick up lines

Why don't you take a look at my briefs?
I spend 16 hours a day thinking about you and 8 hours dreaming of you.
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: corny, clean, cute
Are you a fermata? Because I want to hold you.
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: music, corny
How about me and you go back to my place and form a covalent bond?
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: corny, nerdy, physics
Do you do Body Combat? Because your body is kick-ass!
81.57 % 17 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, corny
There is no burden of proof for how fine you are.
81.11 % 26 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, corny, clean
I must be a diamond now, because you just gave me a hardness of 10.
81.11 % 26 votes
Pick up line: dirty, science, corny
Girl: I love you. Boy: I love you too. Girl: Prove it. Scream it to the world. Boy: "whispers in ear" I love you. Girl: Why'd you whisper it to me? Boy: Because you are my world.
81.11 % 26 votes
Pick up line: corny, clean, cute
If you were a concentration gradient I'd go down on you.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, nerdy, physics
Hey I know you. Yeah, you're the woman with the million dollar smile!
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny
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