Why don't you take a look at my briefs?
Why pay for a bra, when I would gladly hold your boobs up all day for free?
I want you more than Snape wanted to teach Defense Against the Dark Arts.
Damn girl I'd love to kiss those beautiful, luscious lips. And the ones on your face.
Two large masses that are close together are supposed to radiate gravitational waves. I think that you're a big part of that.
Based on my research, as soon as I saw you I concluded that we'd be heading back to either your place or mine.
You must play a horn, because yo make me so horny.
How about me and you go back to my place and form a covalent bond?
I bet you're more cool IRL than via URL.
Believe me...if you ever saw it, you would even say it glows!