If you were an element, you'd be Francium, because you're the most attractive.
Do you remember me? [No.] Oh that's right, we've only met in my dreams.
The only thing I want between our relationship is latex.
I'm not trying to pressure you. I don't want to have sex without mutual consent; oh and by the way, you have my consent.
Did you swallow a magnet? Because you're attractive.
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you're supposed to share your hotness with me.
Those other guys said that your eyes shine like stars. But can they explain how they shine with equal brightness?
If I were a neurotransmitter, I would be dopamine so I could activate your reward pathway.
Can you catch? Cause I have 2 balls comin at ya.
If my right leg was Christmas and my left was Easter, would you like to spend some time between the holidays?