Are you Valdes? Because I want to teach you how to handle balls.
You must play Quidditch. I know a Keeper when I see one.
I want to not fall in love with you all over again.
You're the only person I want to spend every night with arguing over what to eat.
Want to make a porno? We don't have to tape it.
My life is so sad and lonley. (Why?) Because you are not in it.
The way you execute the pizzicato is perfect. Your fingers are so strong!
(give a dozen plastic roses) "I'll stop loving you, when these roses die".
Heaven is looking for a #1 angel and I just found her.
If I could have you in bed, I wouldn't need the cover to keep me warm.