Corny pick up lines

You get me even more aroused than a political commentator gets during a government shutdown.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: corny, nerdy
I've crossed all the dog parks in the world to find you.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: dog, corny, clean, funny
If someone invented a time machine that could only be used by cool people, I bet you'd be able to travel back in time, no problem.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: corny, cheesy
Tubas. We're twelve times hornier than an ordinary french horn.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: music, corny, dirty
Can I authenticate into your API?
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: nerdy, corny
There's so much I want to say to you – but your beautiful eyes continue to interrupt me.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: clean, corny, cute
Call me Kirby...Cuz I'm taking you to Dreamland.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: chemistry, clean, corny
Please do not be alarmed if a big man wearing a red suit picks you up and throws you into a bag. (Why?) Because I asked for you for Christmas.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: christmas, clean, corny, cute
Feel my dress. Know what it's made of? Girlfriend material.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny
Dance? Well…Let me read you the story tonight when I tuck us into bed!
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny
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