Corny pick up lines

I need to learn Occlumency, because I can't get you out of my thoughts.
I won't shoot first in bed.
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Pick up line: star-wars, corny, dirty, funny
If someone invented a time machine that could only be used by cool people, I bet you'd be able to travel back in time, no problem.
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Pick up line: corny, cheesy
Are you a piano, or a forte?
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Pick up line: music, cheesy, corny
Life without you is like dereferencing a NULL pointer.
Your chin rest isn't the only thing that gives good hickeys.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: music, corny, dirty
I can assure you, if I were sheet music, I'd be major.
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Pick up line: music, corny
Go up to a someone at a bar or a dance and ask her: Do you want a fuck...(wait for a second for her reaction)...ing drink?
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Pick up line: corny, funny
I'm betting that you can't wait until tomorrow, because I bet that you get more and more beautiful every day
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: clean, corny, cute
Last night I had the same dream over and over—always the same thing, but in a different location every time. I kept dreaming that I was asking you out, but every time before you answered, I woke up, and I'm dying to know what your answer was.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: corny, clean, cute
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