If someone invented a time machine that could only be used by cool people, I bet you'd be able to travel back in time, no problem.
Please do not be alarmed if a big man wearing a red suit picks you up and throws you into a bag. (Why?) Because I asked for you for Christmas.
I grew up during the sixties, with the peace and love generation. If I can't get some love, I'd like to get a piece.
Guy: You are so rude! Girl: How am I being rude? Guy: Because you're looking so fine and not telling me your name.