If God had a refrigerator, a picture of you would be on it.
You're beautiful like a beautiful piece of pizza.
Let's you and me get together and read Evidence Explained some time.
You get me even more aroused than a political commentator gets during a government shutdown.
I've crossed all the dog parks in the world to find you.
If someone invented a time machine that could only be used by cool people, I bet you'd be able to travel back in time, no problem.
I don't believe in love at first sight, but I'm willing to make an exception in your case.
Are you a piano, or a forte?
Life without you is like dereferencing a NULL pointer.
Your chin rest isn't the only thing that gives good hickeys.