Corny pick up lines

Are you Valdes? Because I want to teach you how to handle balls.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: football, corny, weird
You must play Quidditch. I know a Keeper when I see one.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: harry-potter, corny
I want to not fall in love with you all over again.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: clean, corny
You're the only person I want to spend every night with arguing over what to eat.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: clean, corny
Want to make a porno? We don't have to tape it.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty
My life is so sad and lonley. (Why?) Because you are not in it.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, clean
The way you execute the pizzicato is perfect. Your fingers are so strong!
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: music, cheesy, corny
(give a dozen plastic roses) "I'll stop loving you, when these roses die".
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, clean, cute
Heaven is looking for a #1 angel and I just found her.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: corny, clean
If I could have you in bed, I wouldn't need the cover to keep me warm.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: corny
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