I must be a diamond now, because you just gave me a hardness of 10.
I love you beyond a reasonable doubt.
There is no burden of proof for how fine you are.
If the doctor were to tell me that I only have a day to live, I would spend that day with you, because spending a day with you is like being alive for eternity.
Girl: I love you. Boy: I love you too. Girl: Prove it. Scream it to the world. Boy: "whispers in ear" I love you. Girl: Why'd you whisper it to me? Boy: Because you are my world.
Dammn baby are you my new boss? Cause you just gave me a raise.
If someone invented a time machine that could only be used by cool people, I bet you'd be able to travel back in time, no problem.
Can I borrow a quarter? "What for?" I want to call my mom and tell I just met the girl of my dreams.
Can I borrow a quarter? "What for?" I want to call your mother and thank her.
Hey baby, wanna form a zygote?