Corny pick up lines

Let's you and me get together and read Evidence Explained some time.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny
You get me even more aroused than a political commentator gets during a government shutdown.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: corny, nerdy
I've crossed all the dog parks in the world to find you.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: dog, corny, clean, funny
If someone invented a time machine that could only be used by cool people, I bet you'd be able to travel back in time, no problem.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: corny, cheesy
Mind if I run a sniffer to see if your ports are open?
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: science, corny, creepy, dirty
Tubas. We're twelve times hornier than an ordinary french horn.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: music, corny, dirty
I wanna attenuate that taint, if you know what I mean.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, corny, dirty
Can I authenticate into your API?
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: nerdy, corny
If I'm a pain in your ass, then we can just add more lubricant.
Big spoon or small spoon?
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: tinder, corny, dirty
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