You're rapidly replacing porn as the reason I get on the internet.
Let's get hoth and heavy.
Are you from the moon? Cause your physique is out of this world.
Are you a crayon? Cause you bring color to my life.
Baby, you've bought yourself a cruise on the Love Boat. I'll be your captain.
Excuse me, do you believe in premarital sax?
Hi, you are my Turn Key Project.
I don't have to be on steroids to be crazy for you.
Know what I like best about you? You haven't Maced me yet.
Can you do me a favor? Stay beautiful till the next time I see you.