Baby, I want to squeeze my hardware into your softwear without having to worry about getting a virus.
Guy: You are so rude! Girl: How am I being rude? Guy: Because you're looking so fine and not telling me your name.
Thanks for not lying on your online profile.
You had me at ruff.
Are you my appendix? Because I don't understand how you work, but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.
We are programmed for each other baby!
I've got 1.5GB of RAM.
Can I tell you something I've never told anyone else before? I'm pretty sure my right foot is a solid 0.15 inches longer than my left one and it makes me super insecure.
Hey girl. My love for you is like an action potential. It is all or nothing.
The only thing I'm committed to are my commitment issues.