Corny pick up lines

I'm betting that you can't wait until tomorrow, because I bet that you get more and more beautiful every day
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: clean, corny, cute
Last night I had the same dream over and over—always the same thing, but in a different location every time. I kept dreaming that I was asking you out, but every time before you answered, I woke up, and I'm dying to know what your answer was.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: corny, clean, cute
You know I'd like to invite you over, but I'm afraid you're so hot that you'll skyrocket my air-conditioning bill.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, funny
I would give up eterinity to be with you.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: clean, corny
I'm somewhat skeptical you're laughing out loud as much as you claim.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: corny
Our genitalia should get back in touch.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty
Let's you and me get together and read Evidence Explained some time.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny
You get me even more aroused than a political commentator gets during a government shutdown.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: corny, nerdy
I've crossed all the dog parks in the world to find you.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: dog, corny, clean, funny
You give me more jolt than a mitochondria!
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: corny, biology, nerdy
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