I think you have something on your butt. Oh wait that's just my eyes.
What do you see? [Nothing]. That's my life without you.
Are you a kidnapper? Because you just abducted my heart.
What was the sound? The sound of my underwear flying across the room.
I don't have to be on steroids to be crazy for you.
I wish you were Broadband, so I could get high-speed access.
Will you be my girlfrien? I left out the 'd' cause you'll get that later!
Are you looking for a tree topper? Because I've been told I'm a star on top.
I'd fancy being beneath you physically in addition to socially.
Let's do it kitty style.