Corny pick up lines

I think i left a blowjob at your house. Do you mind if i come by and get it?
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: dirty, corny, offensive
Are you my homework? Cause I'm not doing you but I definitely should be.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: dirty, cheesy, corny
Damn girl, I thought diamonds were pretty until I laid my eyes on you!
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, clean
How about me and you go back to my place and form a covalent bond?
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: corny, nerdy, physics
Like the ideal vacuum, you're the only thing in my universe.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: corny, nerdy, science, physics
If you were a concentration gradient I'd go down on you.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, nerdy, physics
You give me more jolt than a mitochondria!
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: corny, biology, nerdy
Two large masses that are close together are supposed to radiate gravitational waves. I think that you're a big part of that.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, nerdy, biology
Want to make a porno? We don't have to tape it.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty
Why it's not a good ideal to pick up dates online? Because you can receive a virus.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty
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