I think i left a blowjob at your house. Do you mind if i come by and get it?
Are you my homework? Cause I'm not doing you but I definitely should be.
Damn girl, I thought diamonds were pretty until I laid my eyes on you!
How about me and you go back to my place and form a covalent bond?
Like the ideal vacuum, you're the only thing in my universe.
If you were a concentration gradient I'd go down on you.
You give me more jolt than a mitochondria!
Two large masses that are close together are supposed to radiate gravitational waves. I think that you're a big part of that.
Want to make a porno? We don't have to tape it.
Why it's not a good ideal to pick up dates online? Because you can receive a virus.