Hey Girl, Are you a Defibrillator? 'Cause you're sending shocks straight to my heart.
My love for you burns like a dying phoenix.
Santa's lap isn't the only place wishes come true.
I will wrap Christmas gifts soon, may I pack you too?
Is it hot in here because of man made climate shifts not seen since the extinction of the dinosaurs? Or is it just you?
Are you a tower? Because Eiffel for you.
I was hoping you wouldn't block my pop-up.
This cello isn't the only big wood between my legs.
Were you forged by Sauron? 'Cause, Baby, You are Precious!
Baby, you make me vasodilate!