Let's have a frank discussion about our favorite sexual positions.
You're the type of girl I imagine myself imagining myself with every night.
Baby, you've bought yourself a cruise on the Love Boat. I'll be your captain.
If I had a dollar for every time I thought of you today, I would have a million dollars, but the money wouldn't matter because I'd have you.
You work at a post office? Cause I saw you checking out my package.
You're so hot you melt the elastic in my underwear.
Can you say Constantinople backwards? Me neither, but I just wanted to ask.
You know, I am the Drum Major.
We're like a 4-Leaf clover. You're the C and I'm the R, and there's love in between us.
Is it getting hot in here or is it just our bond that is forming?