Ever heard of Metalica? Because you could ride my lightning.
Come to my 127.0.0.1 and I'll give you sudo access.
You have nicer legs than an Isosceles right triangle.
Isn't your e-mail address Beautiful@GirlOfMyDreams.com?
You work at a post office? Cause I saw you checking out my package.
I ain't no hipster, but I can make your hips stir.
If I were a tractor and you were a plow, I would definitely hook up with you.
If I had a dollar for every time I thought of you today, I would have a million dollars, but the money wouldn't matter because I'd have you.
Hey, I've never kissed a mocha chocolatte brown sugar caramel kahlua toffee frappuccino dulce de leche gingerbread hershey's syrup girl before.
Do you believe in fairy tales? Because one is about to start.