Corny pick up lines

I call my dick Notorious, cause it's B.I.G.
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Pick up line: corny, dirty, music
Ever heard of Metalica? Because you could ride my lightning.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: dirty, corny, music
Come to my 127.0.0.1 and I'll give you sudo access.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny
You have nicer legs than an Isosceles right triangle.
Isn't your e-mail address Beautiful@GirlOfMyDreams.com?
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, nerdy, science
You work at a post office? Cause I saw you checking out my package.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: tinder, cheesy, corny
I ain't no hipster, but I can make your hips stir.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, cute
If I were a tractor and you were a plow, I would definitely hook up with you.
Know what I like best about you? You haven't Maced me yet.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, corny
Guy: Do you have room in your life for another friend? Girl: Sure. Guy: Wait, I have a better idea, what about a best friend? Girl: Ok. Guy: Wait, I have an even BETTER idea. How about a boyfriend?
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny
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