I call my dick Notorious, cause it's B.I.G.
Ever heard of Metalica? Because you could ride my lightning.
Come to my 127.0.0.1 and I'll give you sudo access.
You have nicer legs than an Isosceles right triangle.
Isn't your e-mail address Beautiful@GirlOfMyDreams.com?
You work at a post office? Cause I saw you checking out my package.
I ain't no hipster, but I can make your hips stir.
If I were a tractor and you were a plow, I would definitely hook up with you.
Know what I like best about you? You haven't Maced me yet.
Guy: Do you have room in your life for another friend? Girl: Sure. Guy: Wait, I have a better idea, what about a best friend? Girl: Ok.
Guy: Wait, I have an even BETTER idea. How about a boyfriend?