If the doctor were to tell me that I only have a day to live, I would spend that day with you, because spending a day with you is like being alive for eternity.
If I had a drink, for every awful pick-up line that came from your mouth, I'd be drunker, and you'd look better.
If someone invented a time machine that could only be used by cool people, I bet you'd be able to travel back in time, no problem.
Can I borrow a quarter? "What for?" I want to call my mom and tell I just met the girl of my dreams.