I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can still make your bed rock.
I love you almost as much as I love myself (not really, but you're still pretty hot).
You're the top trending topic in the Twitter feed of my heart.
Girl, if you were a dinosaur, you'd be a Gorgeousaurus.
I must be allergic to nuts, but there's no way you are.
Wanna see my other stick that curves a little to the left?
So you're not into casual sex? Fine, I'll put on a tux and we can call it formal sex.
Are You Blood, Cause My Heart Cant Survive Without You.
They don't have an emoji for what I want to do with you.
I'd get a T3 to watch your streaming video.