Why it's not a good ideal to pick up dates online? Because you can receive a virus.
Why pay for a bra, when I would gladly hold your boobs up all day for free?
The way you talk to me leaves me aphasic.
Are you my homework? Cause I'm not doing you but I definitely should be.
Girl, I'm about to explode in my pants like an improperly run meth lab.
You're so pretty, I wouldn't even need to use an Instagram filter if I took your photo.
I wanna attenuate that taint, if you know what I mean.
We are programmed for each other baby!
If you were an oboe, I'd be the only one who could play you correctly.
My name might not be Luna, but I sure can Lovegood.