If I was going to dig my car out to see anyone, it'd be you.
Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
My parents were cats. Because they made me purfect.
Do you have any sunscreen? Because you are burning me up!
Hi. My name is Will...God's Will.
You make me even hotter than global warming does.
You better change the lock because I'm the key to your heart.
If you were one of Santa's reindeer, you'd definitely be Vixen.
I am single. My last girlfriend died of a heart attack after a long series of orgasms.
I'm bigger and better than the Titanic...only 200 woman went down on the Titanic.