Ever tried those weird prickly condoms?
Is you name Daniel? Because you got me like Damnnnnmmnn.
For the last 24 hours, 1440 minutes, 86400 seconds, I've missed you.
You have a similar effect on me as heat treatment of steel, cause girl you are making me hard.
Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my privates standing at attention.
Hey, want to be pirates with me? Maybe we could hook up.
Hi, can you let me concentrate on something else for a change?
Do you carry another weapon with you besides your eyes?
Want to know a fun activity that can burn 500 calories per hour...
Roses are red, violets are blue, lava is hot and so are you.