Will you be my girlfrien? I left out the 'd' cause you'll get that later!
They don't have an emoji for what I want to do with you.
Know what I like best about you? You haven't Maced me yet.
I ain't no hipster, but I can make your hips stir.
Water is not only thing i'll strip for.
You're the top trending topic in the Twitter feed of my heart.
So we're friends now, when do the benefits kick in?
Are you looking for a tree topper? Because I've been told I'm a star on top.
You're rapidly replacing porn as the reason I get on the internet.
You're the type of girl I imagine myself imagining myself with every night.