Corny pick up lines

I am single. My last girlfriend died of a heart attack after a long series of orgasms.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, funny
Let's discuss the pros and cons of having kids over a relaxing meal we'd never have time for if we had kids.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny, nerdy
You make me even hotter than global warming does.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, corny
You better change the lock because I'm the key to your heart.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: corny, clean, cute
Hi, I have big feet.
Do you have any sunscreen? Because you are burning me up!
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny
Can you be the moon of my life?
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: clean, corny
You must be Jelly, cause jam don't shake like that.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, cute
You've stolen the ASCII to my heart.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: nerdy, corny
You're like the 3D Maneuver gear. I won't stand a chance in this world without you.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: corny, clean, cute
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