Hello, can I offer you eight inches of strength and sensitivity?
Are you on "America's Most Wanted?" Because you're at the top of my list.
Hi, I have big feet.
You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.
I may annoy you, and you might want to kill me... I give you permission, but on one condition. Don't shoot me in the heart, because that's where you are!
They say a picture is worth a thousand words, but when I look at yours, I'm speechless.
You're so hot you make my teeth sweat...
If I am a scatter plot, your curve is the best fit girl.
No, that's not a Logitech MX-100 in my pants, but thanks for noticing.
Do you have rubbers at your house or should I pull out?