Corny pick up lines

Was your father a baker due too the fact that he was not born into an aristocratic family and thus being a tradesman was his only viable career option? Because you've got nice buns.
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Pick up line: corny, funny, dirty, nerdy
Breathing isn't the only thing that gets hard when I'm next to you.
I can get you off the Naughty List.
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Pick up line: christmas, corny, funny
I bet that flute isn't the only thing you know how to blow.
Is your father Little Caesar? Cause you look Hot 'n Ready.
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Pick up line: cheesy, corny
You make me even hotter than global warming does.
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Pick up line: cheesy, clean, corny
If I was going to dig my car out to see anyone, it'd be you.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny
I love seafood, and your breath smells like crab cakes.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: dog, corny, funny
You've stolen the ASCII to my heart.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: nerdy, corny
If you were one of Santa's reindeer, you'd definitely be Vixen.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: christmas, corny, clean
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