Corny pick up lines

My parents were cats. Because they made me purfect.
I didn't know angels were allowed on campus.
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Pick up line: corny, cheesy
You better change the lock because I'm the key to your heart.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: corny, clean, cute
How much does a polar bear weigh? Roughly about 300 to 660 pounds, based on my research on the web.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: corny, nerdy
Guy: Hey, are my hands cold? Girl: Why? (Guy reaching out and touching girl's cheek): Because your face is really hot!
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny
I'm bigger and better than the Titanic...only 200 woman went down on the Titanic.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: corny, inappropriate
Erections like these don't grow on trees you know.
Hi, I have big feet.
Is your father Little Caesar? Cause you look Hot 'n Ready.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny
I can get you off the Naughty List.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: christmas, corny, funny
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