Corny pick up lines

Hey so you want to see some magic? You and I will go to your place have sex and I'll disappear in the morning.
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Pick up line: corny, inappropriate
I may not be a priest, but I can take you to the heavens, princess.
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Pick up line: cheesy, corny, clean
I think Pythagorean Theorem won't work on you. You're so damn acute.
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Pick up line: math, cheesy, corny, nerdy, clean
Girl, if you were a dinosaur, you'd be a Gorgeousaurus.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: clean, corny, funny
You lack of a Facebook photo makes me wonder if you're shy, a wanted criminal, or just intensely unattractive.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: corny, nerdy
Excuse me, do you believe in premarital sax?
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: corny, music
I'm like Arsenal: I'll stay on top but I'll finish second.
The pads on my MPC2000XL aren't the only thing I'll be banging tonight.
Would you like a gin and platonic or a Scotch and sofa?
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: corny, cheesy, dirty, funny
I must be allergic to nuts, but there's no way you are.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny
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