Do you come with coffee and cream because you are my sugar.
Daaamn gril. Are you a fire detector? Because you are really fucking loud and annoying.
I don't have to be on steroids to be crazy for you.
I bet we'd get into some serious Treble together.
Excuse me, do you believe in premarital sax?
The only colossal titan is the one in my pants.
You're like the resolution on an expensive scanner...very fiiine.
Hey, lets play farmer. You be the farmland, I'll plant the seed.
Would you like a gin and platonic or a Scotch and sofa?
Can I have your number? I think it'll look better in my pocket than in your head.