They don't call me Bones because I'm a doctor.
I'm like a doctor, actually an orthodontist, I'm gonna have to ask you to, ya know, uh take off your clothes.
I wanna attenuate that taint, if you know what I mean.
Hey maybe we skip the date and go straight into liquidated damages.
Heaven is looking for a #1 angel and I just found her.
Girl, I'm about to explode in my pants like an improperly run meth lab.
If Internet Explorer is brave enough to ask you to be your default browser, I'm brave enough to ask you out!
Were you forged by Sauron? 'Cause, Baby, You are Precious!
How much does a polar bear weight? (I don't know) Enough to break the ice, hey I'm Jamie.
Baby, you make me vasodilate!