Corny pick up lines

May I borrow your phone? (Why?) I want to call myself.
79.01 % 23 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny
Are you my homework? Cause I'm not doing you but I definitely should be.
79.01 % 23 votes
Pick up line: dirty, cheesy, corny
I want to put you on a pedestal and not just so I can look up your skirt.
79.01 % 23 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, funny
Hey, are you hiring? I really need a blowjob.
Are you a shark? Cause I've got some swimmers for you to swallow.
79.01 % 23 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, funny
You better change the lock because I'm the key to your heart.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: corny, clean, cute
You look so hot that I could cook rice on you!
I love you like pigs love mud.
I'm bigger and better than the Titanic...only 200 woman went down on the Titanic.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: corny, inappropriate
Do you have any sunscreen? Because you are burning me up!
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny
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