May I borrow your phone? (Why?) I want to call myself.
Are you my homework? Cause I'm not doing you but I definitely should be.
I want to put you on a pedestal and not just so I can look up your skirt.
Hey, are you hiring? I really need a blowjob.
Are you a shark? Cause I've got some swimmers for you to swallow.
You better change the lock because I'm the key to your heart.
You look so hot that I could cook rice on you!
I love you like pigs love mud.
I'm bigger and better than the Titanic...only 200 woman went down on the Titanic.
Do you have any sunscreen? Because you are burning me up!