No, that's not a Logitech MX-100 in my pants, but thanks for noticing.
I want you more then a Popsicle on a hot summer day.
Is you name Daniel? Because you got me like Damnnnnmmnn.
Hi, I have big feet.
You must be Jelly, cause jam don't shake like that.
I am single. My last girlfriend died of a heart attack after a long series of orgasms.
Roses are red, violets are blue, lava is hot and so are you.
Do you have any sunscreen? Because you are burning me up!
Let's discuss the pros and cons of having kids over a relaxing meal we'd never have time for if we had kids.
You look so good, you're making my crotch rise from the dead.