Was your Dad in the Air Force? Because you're da bomb.
Do you come with coffee and cream because you are my sugar.
Are you the moon? Because even when it's dark, you still seem to shine.
You have nicer legs than an Isosceles right triangle.
Wanna see my other stick that curves a little to the left?
Please do not be alarmed if a big man wearing a red suit picks you up and throws you into a bag. (Why?) Because I asked for you for Christmas.
Walk up and say, "Yes?" "What?" "Oh, my friend told me that you wanted to make out with me because I'm the finest thing you have seen all night."
Girl, if you were a dinosaur, you'd be a Gorgeousaurus.
Those are nice jeans, do you think I could get in them?
Hey so you want to see some magic? You and I will go to your place have sex and I'll disappear in the morning.