Are you Christmas? Because I want to Merry you.
I must be from Alderaan, because you just blew up my world.
Why didn't God keep you when he had the chance?
How would you like to have a sexual experience so intense it could conceivably change your political views?
What do you see? [Nothing]. That's my life without you.
I'm going to stop loving you when the mute guy tells the deaf guy that the blind guy saw someone better for me.
We're like a 4-Leaf clover. You're the C and I'm the R, and there's love in between us.
Isn't your e-mail address Beautiful@GirlOfMyDreams.com?
I love you beyond a reasonable doubt.
We should play strip poker. You can strip and I'll poke you.