You're like my own personal brand of heroin.
What's the most embarrassing thing I'll find if I Google you?
Hey, just finished 873 pushups, pretty tired.
Can you say Constantinople backwards? Me neither, but I just wanted to ask.
If you were a tree, you'd be an evergreen, because I bet you look this good year-round.
Do you want to know what's always up and never gets tired? My dick.
Say, you remind me of a pop tart. You're cool because you're hot!
I need some answers for my math homework. Quick. What's your number?
Water is not only thing i'll strip for.
It's time to begin. Is it in?