Corny pick up lines

I wish you were Broadband, so I could get high-speed access.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: nerdy, corny
Do you believe in fairy tales? Because one is about to start.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: clean, corny
I'm going to stop loving you when the mute guy tells the deaf guy that the blind guy saw someone better for me.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: clean, corny, funny
Can you say Constantinople backwards? Me neither, but I just wanted to ask.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, cute
You're the top trending topic in the Twitter feed of my heart.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, clean, corny, nerdy
What was the sound? The sound of my underwear flying across the room.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: corny, nerdy
Was your Dad in the Air Force? Because you're da bomb.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny
I don't have to be on steroids to be crazy for you.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: clean, corny, funny, weird
Are you tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day with a frisbee in your mouth.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: dog, cheesy, corny, funny
I sent an Angel to watch over u while u were asleep but sooner than expected the angel came back and I asked why, the Angel said Angels don't watch over an Angel.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, corny
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