Corny pick up lines

With the size of your paws, you can mark my territory any day of the week.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: dog, cheesy, clean, corny
Do you have any sunscreen? Because you are burning me up!
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny
Let's discuss the pros and cons of having kids over a relaxing meal we'd never have time for if we had kids.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny, nerdy
You make me even hotter than global warming does.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, corny
I didn't know angels were allowed on campus.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: corny, cheesy
You better change the lock because I'm the key to your heart.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: corny, clean, cute
I love seafood, and your breath smells like crab cakes.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: dog, corny, funny
Breathing isn't the only thing that gets hard when I'm next to you.
I almost got arrested for smuggling these guns into Mexico! (looking at arms)
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, funny
Guy: Hey, are my hands cold? Girl: Why? (Guy reaching out and touching girl's cheek): Because your face is really hot!
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny
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