If we meet offline and you look nothing like your photos, you're buying me drinks until you do.
I think there's something wrong with my phone. Could you try calling it for me to see if it rings?
Quite honestly you're pretty much my exact type of girl. I don't wanna waste time chit chatting, give me your number.
It's gonna be legend-...wait for it...(And I hope you're not lactose intolerant because the second half of that word is) DAIRY!
Do you drink a lot of Snapple because you look like you're made from the best stuff on Earth?