If you could offer a newborn child only one piece of advice, what would it be?
I spent all summer wrestling grizzly bears in the mountains of Canada specifically so I could handle that.
Want to go talk about where we went to college and what we "do" over overpriced beer?
I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles. And, even further for that thing you do with your tongue.
You know what? If you were a booger, I'd definitely pick you first.
Favorite pick up line. GO!
Want to go get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Hey! What kind of music do you listen to?
Drink of choice?
If I say just hi with a smiley face, will you ignore me?