What would you rather have from me?
A. A nice date. Restaurant and a movie?
B. Meaningful intelligent conversations?
C. Multiple orgasms?
I bet you're more cool IRL than via URL.
I spent all summer wrestling grizzly bears in the mountains of Canada specifically so I could handle that.
I Have Raisins How About a Date.
Want to go talk about where we went to college and what we "do" over overpriced beer?
What's the most embarrassing thing I'll find if I Google you?
You know what? If you were a booger, I'd definitely pick you first.
Are you into dragons?
Favorite pick up line. GO!
Want to go get drunk and make some bad decisions?