If we meet offline and you look nothing like your photos, you're buying me drinks until you do.
Your mouth says, 'Shields up!' but your eyes say, 'A hull breach is imminent.'
You seem really funny and I like people who make me laugh.
When I was walking by, I noticed you stalking so...what's up?
I think there's something wrong with my phone. Could you try calling it for me to see if it rings?
Quite honestly you're pretty much my exact type of girl. I don't wanna waste time chit chatting, give
me your number.
Look up the symbols for Hydrogen and Iodine and that's what I have to say to you.
Do you drink a lot of Snapple because you look like you're made from the best stuff on Earth?
Finally I found a Girl like you.
I'd like to see what's under your Kuiper Belt.