If we meet offline and you look nothing like your photos, you're buying me drinks until you do.
Look up the symbols for Hydrogen and Iodine and that's what I have to say to you.
Fell free to use my face as a mechanical bull.
Please tell your tits to stop looking at my eyes.
You need to help me. I'm new to town and I keep getting lost...in your eyes.
Hey, If we get to talking i bet we'll have similar interests...
I won't set my phone to silent just in case there's a chance I'll hear from you.
Want to get dinner sometime? (Yeah, I'm old fashioned.)
I seem to have lost my hesitation with talking to strangers online, can I borrow some of yours?
Do you know how I can get verified on Twitter? Asking for a friend...