Your body is like 80% water and I'm thirsty.
I Have Raisins How About a Date.
If you come across someone you know on Tinder, what's your protocol? Left or right?
Do you believe in reincarnation? And if so, who/what do you think Chris Farley came back as?
Hey what's going on? Hey what's going on? Hey what's going on?
What would you rather have from me?
A. A nice date. Restaurant and a movie?
B. Meaningful intelligent conversations?
C. Multiple orgasms?
Want to go get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Where do astronauts hang out?
If you could offer a newborn child only one piece of advice, what would it be?
If I say just hi with a smiley face, will you ignore me?