Look up the symbols for Hydrogen and Iodine and that's what I have to say to you.
Today is your lucky day. I'm going to give you the satisfaction of turning me down. Go ahead. I dare you.
Fell free to use my face as a mechanical bull.
How much does a polar bear weight? (I don't know) Enough to break the ice, hey I'm Jamie.
I was feeling a little bit off today until your Tinder photo turned me back on.
Hey, If we get to talking i bet we'll have similar interests...
Do you know how I can get verified on Twitter? Asking for a friend...
I Have Raisins How About a Date.
If you could offer a newborn child only one piece of advice, what would it be?
Do you peel a banana from the top or bottom?