Game of hide the sausage?
If you come across someone you know on Tinder, what's your protocol? Left or right?
Hey what's going on? Hey what's going on? Hey what's going on?
I bet you're more cool IRL than via URL.
Are you a tortilla? Because I want to flip you over and eat you out!
I spent all summer wrestling grizzly bears in the mountains of Canada specifically so I could handle that.
I Have Raisins How About a Date.
Want to go talk about where we went to college and what we "do" over overpriced beer?
What's the most embarrassing thing I'll find if I Google you?
Are you the SAT? Cause I'd do you for 3 hours and 45 mins...with a ten minute break in the middle for snacks.