I bet you're more cool IRL than via URL.
I spent all summer wrestling grizzly bears in the mountains of Canada specifically so I could handle that.
Who says men don't ask for directions? Because I need help; I'm getting lost in your eyes.
Game of hide the sausage?
I think you're attractive and would love to get to know you without a screen involved.
You'll never love yourself half as much as I love you.
I think I could fall madly in bed with you.
You look like you'd be fun to sit next to in bed with while we both stare at our phones.
Want to go talk about where we went to college and what we "do" over overpriced beer?
I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles. And, even further for that thing you do with your tongue.