Hey what's going on? Hey what's going on? Hey what's going on?
You're the mini-cherry on top of the regular cherry on top of the sundae of awesomeness that is my life.
Hey, want to get blueberry pie and make out?
One place you've always wanted to visit?
Allow me to rescue you from your crowd of admirers.
Today is your lucky day. I'm going to give you the satisfaction of turning me down. Go ahead. I dare you.
I was feeling a little bit off today until your Tinder photo turned me back on.
Your body is like 80% water and I'm thirsty.
If I was a dog, would you help me bury my bone?