I'm a great swimmer. Can I demonstrate the breast stroke?
What's one thing you wish that you owned but you don't?
Hey, just finished 873 pushups, pretty tired.
This may seem corny but you make me horny.
Favorite day of the week?
Look up the symbols for Hydrogen and Iodine and that's what I have to say to you.
Are you an ideal amount of red phosphorous? I'm a wooden stick. Looks like we're a match!
How long 'till you think we both give up and make a "when we're 45…" pact with each other?
If everyone looked the same what would make you stand out?
A list on the internet told me saying hi was boring, but I still want to say hi to you. So...hi.