What's a smart, attractive, young... Man like myself doing without your number?
Finally I found a Girl like you.
What does coffee and pussy have in common?
It's like an angel came by and took me to heaven, 'cause when I stare in your eyes it couldn't be better.
Game of hide the sausage?
You need to help me. I'm new to town and I keep getting lost...in your eyes.
My mother told me to never look at pretty girls because I will turn into a statue. In fact I feel myself getting hard right now.
Were you an N'SYNC or a Backstreet Boys fan? How will we raise the kids?
How do I tell my dog he was adopted?
Please tell your tits to stop looking at my eyes.