If I say just hi with a smiley face, will you ignore me?
Where do astronauts hang out?
Would you prefer to fight 100 duck size horses or 1 horse size duck?
What would you rather have from me?
A. A nice date. Restaurant and a movie?
B. Meaningful intelligent conversations?
C. Multiple orgasms?
Do you like porn? Would you be interested in watching porn on my flat screen mirror?
What is the craziest place you've ever had sex?
I hope you don't mind an unsolicited critique of your dating profile.
Who says men don't ask for directions? Because I need help; I'm getting lost in your eyes.
I spent all summer wrestling grizzly bears in the mountains of Canada specifically so I could handle that.
If we meet offline and you look nothing like your photos, you're buying me drinks until you do.