Tell me a story.
So who/what do you blame your dating profile on?
Which Disney Channel Original Movie is your all time favorite?
What sort of opener would get you to talk to me?
Hey, I'm looking for a ski-ball partner. You in?
Are you emotionally unavailable or emotionally damaged?
Tacos sometime? Check yes or no.
I wanna paint you green and spank you like a disobedient avocado.
It's like an angel came by and took me to heaven, 'cause when I stare in your eyes it couldn't be better.
Finally I found a Girl like you.