You seem cool. Wanna get to know each other?
I'm a great swimmer. Can I demonstrate the breast stroke?
Want to practice speaking in tongues with me?
Want to get dinner sometime? (Yeah, I'm old fashioned.)
I see you're 52 miles away. I would have guessed heaven is a lot further.
Hey, I'm looking for a ski-ball partner. You in?
I hope you don't mind cheesy pick-up lines, because if you were a fruit, you'd be a fineapple.
My parents were cats. Because they made me purfect.
When are you going to take me to dinner and buy me fancy things?
You remind me of snow...Because you make me 8inches tall.