How much does a polar bear weight? (I don't know) Enough to break the ice, hey I'm Jamie.
I was feeling a little bit off today until your Tinder photo turned me back on.
Your body is like 80% water and I'm thirsty.
If I was a dog, would you help me bury my bone?
I was going to kill myself due to heavy course load at Harvard, but then I saw your pictures.
Game of hide the sausage?
You seem awesome and I like awesome people.
Be honest. Which member of 1D is your fave?
I bet you're more cool IRL than via URL.