Do you believe in reincarnation? And if so, who/what do you think Chris Farley came back as?
Are you Catfishing someone? Just checking...
Need someone to listen to you complain about that bitch from work for an hour?
Want to go get drunk and make some bad decisions?
If I say just hi with a smiley face, will you ignore me?
Where do astronauts hang out?
Would you prefer to fight 100 duck size horses or 1 horse size duck?
What would you rather have from me?
A. A nice date. Restaurant and a movie?
B. Meaningful intelligent conversations?
C. Multiple orgasms?
Do you like porn? Would you be interested in watching porn on my flat screen mirror?
Why do you insist on taking pictures of brunette models you find online and making these fake tinder accounts? Seriously bro, I'm onto you.