I was going to kill myself due to heavy course load at Harvard, but then I saw your pictures.
Game of hide the sausage?
What does coffee and pussy have in common?
You seem awesome and I like awesome people.
Be honest. Which member of 1D is your fave?
I bet you're more cool IRL than via URL.
Do you believe in reincarnation? And if so, who/what do you think Chris Farley came back as?
Are you Catfishing someone? Just checking...
Need someone to listen to you complain about that bitch from work for an hour?
Want to go get drunk and make some bad decisions?