Nice legs! They'd look better on my shoulders.
You remind me of a Happy Meal...because I'm going to make you come with a toy inside.
Stop undressing me with your eyes! Use your teeth!
Les-bi-honest... you were checking me out, weren't you?
So how do lesbians have sex? It's too complicated. I'd have to show you.
Nice thighs. They would look great with my head between them.
I've got an oral exam later, can I practise with you?
Let's flip a coin! Heads you're mine. Tails I'm yours!
If you had to be one household appliance, what would it be? I'd be a washing machine cause that's probably the only way I'd get a girls panties wet.
Do you like this t-shirt? It's made out of girlfriend material.