You remind me of a Happy Meal...because I'm going to make you come with a toy inside.
Nice legs! They'd look better on my shoulders.
Stop undressing me with your eyes! Use your teeth!
Nice thighs. They would look great with my head between them.
So how do lesbians have sex? It's too complicated. I'd have to show you.
Let's flip a coin! Heads you're mine. Tails I'm yours!
I've got an oral exam later, can I practise with you?
I envy the coffee cup, that kisses your lips every morning.
Can I curl up in your arms and let the beat of your heart soothe me to sleep? Because that sounds absolutely lovely.
If you had to be one household appliance, what would it be? I'd be a washing machine cause that's probably the only way I'd get a girls panties wet.