So how do lesbians have sex? It's too complicated. I'd have to show you.
You remind me of a Happy Meal...because I'm going to make you come with a toy inside.
Nice thighs. They would look great with my head between them.
Nice legs! They'd look better on my shoulders.
Let's flip a coin! Heads you're mine. Tails I'm yours!
Your face is a work of art. Let's frame it. We should frame it with my legs.
Stop undressing me with your eyes! Use your teeth!
Les-bi-honest... you were checking me out, weren't you?
If you had to be one household appliance, what would it be? I'd be a washing machine cause that's probably the only way I'd get a girls panties wet.
Id I make a smoothie, will lesbians come to my yard? Because milkshakes bring the boys and I don't want that.