Nice legs! They'd look better on my shoulders.
Hey I have a kitten, you can pet mine if I can pet yours.
So how do lesbians have sex? It's too complicated. I'd have to show you.
You remind me of a Happy Meal...because I'm going to make you come with a toy inside.
Id I make a smoothie, will lesbians come to my yard? Because milkshakes bring the boys and I don't want that.
Stop undressing me with your eyes! Use your teeth!
Nice thighs. They would look great with my head between them.
Hi can I buy you that book? (No.) You're right, who needs a book when you and I could create our own story.
There's not enough batteries in the world to be satisfied by your beauty.
Can I curl up in your arms and let the beat of your heart soothe me to sleep? Because that sounds absolutely lovely.