So how do lesbians have sex? It's too complicated. I'd have to show you.
Let's flip a coin! Heads you're mine. Tails I'm yours!
Do you like this t-shirt? It's made out of girlfriend material.
Nice legs! They'd look better on my shoulders.
You remind me of a Happy Meal...because I'm going to make you come with a toy inside.
If you had to be one household appliance, what would it be? I'd be a washing machine cause that's probably the only way I'd get a girls panties wet.
Will you make out with me in front of Chick-fil-a?
Stop undressing me with your eyes! Use your teeth!
Hey girl, I'd risk uneven forearm development for you.
I like you, you like me. Let's get together and not make a family.