Nice legs! They'd look better on my shoulders.
Nice thighs. They would look great with my head between them.
You remind me of a Happy Meal...because I'm going to make you come with a toy inside.
So how do lesbians have sex? It's too complicated. I'd have to show you.
Your face is a work of art. Let's frame it. We should frame it with my legs.
Let's flip a coin! Heads you're mine. Tails I'm yours!
Stop undressing me with your eyes! Use your teeth!
I've got an oral exam later, can I practise with you?
Do you like this t-shirt? It's made out of girlfriend material.
Id I make a smoothie, will lesbians come to my yard? Because milkshakes bring the boys and I don't want that.