So how do lesbians have sex? It's too complicated. I'd have to show you.
Let's flip a coin! Heads you're mine. Tails I'm yours!
You remind me of a Happy Meal...because I'm going to make you come with a toy inside.
Nice legs! They'd look better on my shoulders.
Stop undressing me with your eyes! Use your teeth!
Will you make out with me in front of Chick-fil-a?
Do you like this t-shirt? It's made out of girlfriend material.
Hey baby, why don't you and me go somewhere nice and pass the Bechdel Test together?
If you had to be one household appliance, what would it be? I'd be a washing machine cause that's probably the only way I'd get a girls panties wet.
Les-bi-honest... you were checking me out, weren't you?