Nice thighs. They would look great with my head between them.
Les-bi-honest... you were checking me out, weren't you?
Your face is a work of art. Let's frame it. We should frame it with my legs.
Do you like pussy? Because I've two cats back home.
I like you, you like me. Let's get together and not make a family.
Let's flip a coin! Heads you're mine. Tails I'm yours!
Hey girl, I'd risk uneven forearm development for you.
I envy the coffee cup, that kisses your lips every morning.
Hey I have a kitten, you can pet mine if I can pet yours.
If you had to be one household appliance, what would it be? I'd be a washing machine cause that's probably the only way I'd get a girls panties wet.