You remind me of a Happy Meal...because I'm going to make you come with a toy inside.
Nice legs! They'd look better on my shoulders.
Stop undressing me with your eyes! Use your teeth!
Nice thighs. They would look great with my head between them.
So how do lesbians have sex? It's too complicated. I'd have to show you.
Les-bi-honest... you were checking me out, weren't you?
I've got an oral exam later, can I practise with you?
Let's flip a coin! Heads you're mine. Tails I'm yours!
Hi can I buy you that book? (No.) You're right, who needs a book when you and I could create our own story.
Do you like this t-shirt? It's made out of girlfriend material.