You remind me of a Happy Meal...because I'm going to make you come with a toy inside.
Let's flip a coin! Heads you're mine. Tails I'm yours!
Hey I have a kitten, you can pet mine if I can pet yours.
There's not enough batteries in the world to be satisfied by your beauty.
Is your period coming up because your boobs look great.
I've got an oral exam later, can I practise with you?
Id I make a smoothie, will lesbians come to my yard? Because milkshakes bring the boys and I don't want that.
So how do lesbians have sex? It's too complicated. I'd have to show you.
Will you make out with me in front of Chick-fil-a?
Bitch, you so fine, I'll tap that.