You remind me of a Happy Meal...because I'm going to make you come with a toy inside.
Stop undressing me with your eyes! Use your teeth!
I've got an oral exam later, can I practise with you?
Nice thighs. They would look great with my head between them.
Nice legs! They'd look better on my shoulders.
So how do lesbians have sex? It's too complicated. I'd have to show you.
Les-bi-honest... you were checking me out, weren't you?
Do you like this t-shirt? It's made out of girlfriend material.
Let's flip a coin! Heads you're mine. Tails I'm yours!
Hi can I buy you that book? (No.) You're right, who needs a book when you and I could create our own story.