I've got an oral exam later, can I practise with you?
Do you like this t-shirt? It's made out of girlfriend material.
Do you like pussy? Because I've two cats back home.
I envy the coffee cup, that kisses your lips every morning.
Can I curl up in your arms and let the beat of your heart soothe me to sleep? Because that sounds absolutely lovely.
Hi can I buy you that book? (No.) You're right, who needs a book when you and I could create our own story.
Id I make a smoothie, will lesbians come to my yard? Because milkshakes bring the boys and I don't want that.
Hey girl, I'd risk uneven forearm development for you.
You are hotter than Sriracha.
OMG! You've really nice fingers.