If I make a smoothie, will lesbians come to my yard? Because milkshakes bring the boys and I don't want that.
Hey I have a kitten, you can pet mine if I can pet yours.
Hi can I buy you that book? (No.) You're right, who needs a book when you and I could create our own story.
It's a good thing same-sex marriage is legal here, because I'm already planning our wedding.
If you had to be one household appliance, what would it be? I'd be a washing machine cause that's probably the only way I'd get a girls panties wet.
OMG! You've really nice fingers.
Hey, did you noticed that pretty girl?(points out a mirror)
Can I curl up in your arms and let the beat of your heart soothe me to sleep? Because that sounds absolutely lovely.
Hey girl, I'd risk uneven forearm development for you.
Do you like this t-shirt? It's made out of girlfriend material.