Your face is a work of art. Let's frame it. We should frame it with my legs.
Lesbi honest about how terrible men are.
Do you like pussy? Because I've two cats back home.
Hey girl, I'd risk uneven forearm development for you.
You remind me of a Happy Meal...because I'm going to make you come with a toy inside.
Hey I have a kitten, you can pet mine if I can pet yours.
Hey, baby. Can I be your Mrs. Right? (Who cares if we're still young? It only means we get to spend more time together.)
I envy the coffee cup, that kisses your lips every morning.
I like you, you like me. Let's get together and not make a family.
If you had to be one household appliance, what would it be? I'd be a washing machine cause that's probably the only way I'd get a girls panties wet.