If you had to be one household appliance, what would it be? I'd be a washing machine cause that's probably the only way I'd get a girls panties wet.
It's a good thing same-sex marriage is legal here, because I'm already planning our wedding.
Hey, did you noticed that pretty girl?(points out a mirror)
Hey I have a kitten, you can pet mine if I can pet yours.
OMG! You've really nice fingers.
Hi can I buy you that book? (No.) You're right, who needs a book when you and I could create our own story.
Can I curl up in your arms and let the beat of your heart soothe me to sleep? Because that sounds absolutely lovely.
Do you like this t-shirt? It's made out of girlfriend material.
Les-bi-honest... you were checking me out, weren't you?
Hey girl, I'd risk uneven forearm development for you.