Can I curl up in your arms and let the beat of your heart soothe me to sleep? Because that sounds absolutely lovely.
If you had to be one household appliance, what would it be? I'd be a washing machine cause that's probably the only way I'd get a girls panties wet.
I envy the coffee cup, that kisses your lips every morning.
Hey, did you noticed that pretty girl?(points out a mirror)
Will you make out with me in front of Chick-fil-a?
Id I make a smoothie, will lesbians come to my yard? Because milkshakes bring the boys and I don't want that.
Hey girl, I'd risk uneven forearm development for you.
Hey I have a kitten, you can pet mine if I can pet yours.
Your face is a work of art. Let's frame it. We should frame it with my legs.
OMG! You've really nice fingers.