Baby, I want to squeeze my hardware into your softwear without having to worry about getting a virus.
Our platonic relationship really turns me on.
I'm like a musician going to a party, I always make a big entrance and I never cum early.
With my IQ and your body, we could make a race of superchildren!
I'd date you so hard, then marry the shit out of you.
Those are nice jeans, do you think I could get in them?
Is it hot in here because of man made climate shifts not seen since the extinction of the dinosaurs? Or is it just you?
The only thing I'm committed to are my commitment issues.
Nice legs. What time do they open?
[What are you doing?] I'm taking off my shoes. [Why?] So I can take off my pants.