Inappropriate pick up lines

If I'm a pain in your ass, then we can just add more lubricant.
Our platonic relationship really turns me on.
With my IQ and your body, we could make a race of superchildren!
How about me and you go play dress up, I'll be the knight in shining armor and you can be my noble steed, that way I get to ride you all day!
I'd date you so hard, then marry the shit out of you.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: corny, inappropriate
Is it hot in here because of man made climate shifts not seen since the extinction of the dinosaurs? Or is it just you?
Want to see my Hard Disk? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy.
The only thing I'm committed to are my commitment issues.
They call me "the fireman" because I turn the hoes on.
Don't ever change. Just get naked.
79.76 % 24 votes
Pick up line: dirty, inappropriate
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