Don't ever change. Just get naked.
I can't wait for you mom to say, "He/She could do better..." after meeting me.
Wanna play midget boxing? You get down on your knees and give me couple blows!
Based on my research, as soon as I saw you I concluded that we'd be heading back to either your place or mine.
I hope you're a plumber, 'cause you got my pipe leaking.
Could you do me a favor? Could you get on your knees and smile like a donut?
Why don't you take a look at my briefs?
Believe me...if you ever saw it, you would even say it glows!
Do you have a mirror in your pocket, coz i can see myself in your pants!
I must be dancing with the devil, because you're hot as hell.