My drives aren't always long and straight...but I can show you what is!
How about we ditch this joint and go study some anatomy?
Why don't you take a look at my briefs?
I'd date you so hard, then marry the shit out of you.
Is it hot in here because of man made climate shifts not seen since the extinction of the dinosaurs? Or is it just you?
I hope you're a plumber, 'cause you got my pipe leaking.
You're beautiful like a beautiful piece of pizza.
I just wanna let you know how beautiful you are and was wondering if you could buy me a drink?
The only thing I'm committed to are my commitment issues.
Could you do me a favor? Could you get on your knees and smile like a donut?