I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by YOU.
Can you pull this heart-shaped arrow out of my butt? Some little kid with wings shot me.
Hey boy, if I were on a jury I'd find you guilty of being criminally gorgeous.
Girl, your motion for habeas corpus has been granted. Now bring that body over here.
Fell free to use my face as a mechanical bull.
How interested are u in sitting on my face?
I'd like to be one of the unhealthy things you pust inside your body this weekend.
I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.
Do you prefer two hand touch or full contact?
Are u a flight attendant? Coz u gonna be plane with this dick soon.