Inappropriate pick up lines

That dress would look great on my floor…
79.85 % 32 votes
Pick up line: dirty, inappropriate
You're like my own personal brand of heroin.
It's a good thing I wore my gloves today; otherwise, you'd be too hot to handle.
Did you die recently? Cause girl, you look like an angel to me.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cute, inappropriate
Would you have talked to me in middle school, or just stared at me awkwardly from across the cafeteria? No judgement.
Hi, my name is Doug. That's "god" spelled backwards with a little bit of you wrapped up in it.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, inappropriate
If I were a tractor and you were a plow, I would definitely hook up with you.
I think I feel like Richard Gere because I'm standing next to you, the Pretty Woman.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: corny, cute, inappropriate
They say your tongue is the strongest muscle in your body. Wanna fight?
You know how your hair would look really good? [No.] In my lap.
79.01 % 23 votes
Pick up line: dirty, inappropriate
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