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Is your name Osteoporosis? Because you're giving me a serious bone condition.
If I'm a pain in your ass, then we can just add more lubricant.
Daaamn gril. Are you a fire detector? Because you are really fucking loud and annoying.
Why don't you take a look at my briefs?
With my IQ and your body, we could make a race of superchildren!
I'd date you so hard, then marry the shit out of you.
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Is it hot in here because of man made climate shifts not seen since the extinction of the dinosaurs? Or is it just you?
Want to see my Hard Disk? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy.
You're beautiful like a beautiful piece of pizza.
The only thing I'm committed to are my commitment issues.
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