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My drives aren't always long and straight...but I can show you what is!
How about we ditch this joint and go study some anatomy?
Why don't you take a look at my briefs?
I'd date you so hard, then marry the shit out of you.
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Is it hot in here because of man made climate shifts not seen since the extinction of the dinosaurs? Or is it just you?
I hope you're a plumber, 'cause you got my pipe leaking.
You're beautiful like a beautiful piece of pizza.
I just wanna let you know how beautiful you are and was wondering if you could buy me a drink?
The only thing I'm committed to are my commitment issues.
Could you do me a favor? Could you get on your knees and smile like a donut?
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