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Do you live on a chicken farm? [No] You sure know how to raise cocks.
I hope you're a plumber, 'cause you got my pipe leaking.
Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass!
Why don't you take a look at my briefs?
I'd date you so hard, then marry the shit out of you.
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Is it hot in here because of man made climate shifts not seen since the extinction of the dinosaurs? Or is it just you?
As long as I have a face, u always have a place to sit.
Want to see my Hard Disk? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy.
You're beautiful like a beautiful piece of pizza.
The only thing I'm committed to are my commitment issues.
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