Is your name Osteoporosis? Because you're giving me a serious bone condition.
If I'm a pain in your ass, then we can just add more lubricant.
Daaamn gril. Are you a fire detector? Because you are really fucking loud and annoying.
Why don't you take a look at my briefs?
With my IQ and your body, we could make a race of superchildren!
I'd date you so hard, then marry the shit out of you.
Is it hot in here because of man made climate shifts not seen since the extinction of the dinosaurs? Or is it just you?
Want to see my Hard Disk? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy.
You're beautiful like a beautiful piece of pizza.
The only thing I'm committed to are my commitment issues.