Do you live on a chicken farm? [No] You sure know how to raise cocks.
I hope you're a plumber, 'cause you got my pipe leaking.
Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass!
Why don't you take a look at my briefs?
I'd date you so hard, then marry the shit out of you.
Is it hot in here because of man made climate shifts not seen since the extinction of the dinosaurs? Or is it just you?
As long as I have a face, u always have a place to sit.
Want to see my Hard Disk? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy.
You're beautiful like a beautiful piece of pizza.
The only thing I'm committed to are my commitment issues.