I'm trying to quit smoking, wanna give me a new oral fixation?
Please tell your tits to stop looking at my eyes.
I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by YOU.
Can you pull this heart-shaped arrow out of my butt? Some little kid with wings shot me.
Hey boy, if I were on a jury I'd find you guilty of being criminally gorgeous.
Girl, your motion for habeas corpus has been granted. Now bring that body over here.
Baby, is this building's air conditioning unit malfunctioning, or is it just you?
Are you a vampire? Cause you looked a little thirsty when you looked at me.
Fell free to use my face as a mechanical bull.
How interested are u in sitting on my face?