I have E=mc2 tattooed on my ass. Wanna see?
Nice tits, mind if I feel them?
Can you pull this heart-shaped arrow out of my butt? Some little kid with wings shot me.
I'm trying to quit smoking, wanna give me a new oral fixation?
Hey boy, if I were on a jury I'd find you guilty of being criminally gorgeous.
Hey Girl! I'm a lawyer. Call me when you want to get a divorce.
Girl, your motion for habeas corpus has been granted. Now bring that body over here.
Are you a vampire? Cause you looked a little thirsty when you looked at me.
Fell free to use my face as a mechanical bull.
Please tell your tits to stop looking at my eyes.