That dress would look great on my floor…
I think I feel like Richard Gere because I'm standing next to you, the Pretty Woman.
If I were a tractor and you were a plow, I would definitely hook up with you.
Did you die recently? Cause girl, you look like an angel to me.
You're like my own personal brand of heroin.
Hi, my name is Doug. That's "god" spelled backwards with a little bit of you wrapped up in it.
It's a good thing I wore my gloves today; otherwise, you'd be too hot to handle.
Would you have talked to me in middle school, or just stared at me awkwardly from across the cafeteria? No judgement.
They say your tongue is the strongest muscle in your body. Wanna fight?
You know how your hair would look really good? [No.] In my lap.