Want to see my Hard Disk? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy.
You're beautiful like a beautiful piece of pizza.
As long as I have a face, u always have a place to sit.
The only thing I'm committed to are my commitment issues.
Are you a Jedi? Because I swear my lightsaber felt a disturbance in the force.
With my IQ and your body, we could make a race of superchildren!
Do you live on a chicken farm? [No] You sure know how to raise cocks.
This cello isn't the only big wood between my legs.
If I'm a pain in your ass, then we can just add more lubricant.
I love you almost as much as I love myself (not really, but you're still pretty hot).