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I love you almost as much as I love myself (not really, but you're still pretty hot).
Hey so you want to see some magic? You and I will go to your place have sex and I'll disappear in the morning.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: corny, inappropriate
I only unfriended you for the refriend sex.
The pads on my MPC2000XL aren't the only thing I'll be banging tonight.
How much does it cost to date you? Cause damn, you look expensive!
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, inappropriate
I love you with all my butt, I would say heart, but my butt is bigger.
Wow! Are you really as beautiful as you seem or do you remind me of myself?
Do you want to know what's always up and never gets tired? My dick.
I'd tell you a story about my penis... But it's to long.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: dirty, inappropriate
I don't want to go all Freudian on you, but cute doctors pull strong feelings from me because they're a safe target for feelings I originally had for my parents.
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