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You know how your hair would look really good? [No.] In my lap.
79.01 % 23 votes
Pick up line: dirty, inappropriate
Here's $10. Drink until I am really good looking, then come and talk to me.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, inappropriate
What is your first name? Hmm, that goes kinda well with my last name.
There are a lot of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd like to mount.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, inappropriate
Do you like anyone else in here? Well, I guess you're stuck with me.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: corny, inappropriate
That's a nice Witch costume, but you won't be needing the broom anymore. Because you've already swept me off my feet.
Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
Do you know what is the difference between conversation and sex? No? Don't you want to go to my home and talk about it?
Feel my shirt. Know what it's made of? Boyfriend material.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cute, inappropriate
Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my privates standing at attention.
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