Are you on "America's Most Wanted?" Because you're at the top of my list.
Hi, I have big feet.
Do you want to play volleyball, I have two balls you can play with.
My parents were cats. Because they made me purfect.
Are you a virgin? [No] Prove it!
I blame your perfect breasts for my inability to focus during our conversations.
Wanna see my 12-inch elf?
I know this profiles fake but can I get the name of the model you used for your pics.
Don't believe the rumours you've heard...the Bubonic plague didn't affect my important organs.
Hey baby, how do you like my Grand Staff?