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If I was a dog, would you help me bury my bone?
The tenderness in your eyes suffocates my heart.
I might be wasted tonight, but the condom in my purse doesn't have to be.
Just call me baby, cause I wanna be inside you for the next 9 months.
You like piercings, huh? Well how about I pierce your anus with my cock?
You're beautiful like a beautiful piece of pizza.
I've swallowed so much of your DNA that we now might be related.
I'd date you so hard, then marry the shit out of you.
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The only thing I'm committed to are my commitment issues.
Is it hot in here because of man made climate shifts not seen since the extinction of the dinosaurs? Or is it just you?
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