You're beautiful like a beautiful piece of pizza.
I've swallowed so much of your DNA that we now might be related.
I'd date you so hard, then marry the shit out of you.
The only thing I'm committed to are my commitment issues.
Is it hot in here because of man made climate shifts not seen since the extinction of the dinosaurs? Or is it just you?
I have E=mc2 tattooed on my ass. Wanna see?
Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass!
I'd tell you a story about my penis... But it's to long.
Could you do me a favor? Could you get on your knees and smile like a donut?
Are you a Jedi? Because I swear my lightsaber felt a disturbance in the force.